Edison Maxwell ☑️
@edisonmaxwell.bsky.social
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
I feel sorry for almost everyone I've seen in the Trump administration.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I feel sorry for almost everyone I've seen in the Trump administration.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
They have no depth of character.
"I want to be on television!" They say. Not much depth beyond that. No moral, intellectual, or spiritual depth.
Pale shadows of human beings.
Sad.
Ran into Pete Hegseth in a bar.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ran into Pete Hegseth in a bar.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
"I'M NOT DRUNK" he shouted, "I CAN PROVE IT BY DOING MORE PULL-UPS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS BAR!"
I took him up on the challenge.
He was good at pull-ups and we tied.
As a tie-breaker, I suggested that we summarize the last book that we read. He gave up immediately.
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Coming at you. The Spirit of `26. Diversity makes the world go round. We fought for these rights and we want them back!
For Christmas someone gave me Russian dolls.
You open a doll and there's another doll inside, and another doll inside of that.
But it came from Amazon.
So it was in a box. Inside another box.
You open a doll and there's another doll inside, and another doll inside of that.
But it came from Amazon.
So it was in a box. Inside another box.
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
For Christmas someone gave me Russian dolls.
You open a doll and there's another doll inside, and another doll inside of that.
But it came from Amazon.
So it was in a box. Inside another box.
You open a doll and there's another doll inside, and another doll inside of that.
But it came from Amazon.
So it was in a box. Inside another box.
Due to a database error at the North Pole, the Naughty list and the Nice list may, in some cases, have been swapped.
If you are nice person and you got coal for Christmas, Santa Inc. does apologize.
If you are a nasty person and you got a shiny new toy, please return it ASAP.
If you are nice person and you got coal for Christmas, Santa Inc. does apologize.
If you are a nasty person and you got a shiny new toy, please return it ASAP.
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Due to a database error at the North Pole, the Naughty list and the Nice list may, in some cases, have been swapped.
If you are nice person and you got coal for Christmas, Santa Inc. does apologize.
If you are a nasty person and you got a shiny new toy, please return it ASAP.
If you are nice person and you got coal for Christmas, Santa Inc. does apologize.
If you are a nasty person and you got a shiny new toy, please return it ASAP.
I've taken to minimalist Xmas tree decorating.
One ornament. One light. One piece of tinsel.
And in fact, the Xmas tree isn't a real tree, but merely a hand shadow cast upon the wall.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojha...
One ornament. One light. One piece of tinsel.
And in fact, the Xmas tree isn't a real tree, but merely a hand shadow cast upon the wall.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojha...
How to make a Christmas Tree
YouTube video by Drew Colby - Hand Shadow Artist
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I've taken to minimalist Xmas tree decorating.
One ornament. One light. One piece of tinsel.
And in fact, the Xmas tree isn't a real tree, but merely a hand shadow cast upon the wall.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojha...
One ornament. One light. One piece of tinsel.
And in fact, the Xmas tree isn't a real tree, but merely a hand shadow cast upon the wall.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojha...
I really like Christmas. The true meaning of it, you know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNv...
White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I really like Christmas. The true meaning of it, you know. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNv...
I was a member of an elite Navy special operations force known as the Christmas Seals. We were trained to parachute into enemy territory and give toys to the children.
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I was a member of an elite Navy special operations force known as the Christmas Seals. We were trained to parachute into enemy territory and give toys to the children.
These new AI toothpicks sure are darn neato! I don't know how I ever picked my teeth before. Sometimes though, the AI thinks I have teeth where I don't.
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
These new AI toothpicks sure are darn neato! I don't know how I ever picked my teeth before. Sometimes though, the AI thinks I have teeth where I don't.
I went to a website and they wanted me to prove that I was a human.
So they asked me questions about life.
"If someone is dying, what would you do?"
"If you found a lost puppy, what would you do?"
Anyway, the questions went on.
Ultimately they were satisfied if I could recognize fire hydrants.
So they asked me questions about life.
"If someone is dying, what would you do?"
"If you found a lost puppy, what would you do?"
Anyway, the questions went on.
Ultimately they were satisfied if I could recognize fire hydrants.
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I went to a website and they wanted me to prove that I was a human.
So they asked me questions about life.
"If someone is dying, what would you do?"
"If you found a lost puppy, what would you do?"
Anyway, the questions went on.
Ultimately they were satisfied if I could recognize fire hydrants.
So they asked me questions about life.
"If someone is dying, what would you do?"
"If you found a lost puppy, what would you do?"
Anyway, the questions went on.
Ultimately they were satisfied if I could recognize fire hydrants.
You know, I save a lot of money on tobacco fragrance by smoking a lot of cigarettes. www.walmart.com/ip/Tom-Ford-...
Robot or human?
www.walmart.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
You know, I save a lot of money on tobacco fragrance by smoking a lot of cigarettes. www.walmart.com/ip/Tom-Ford-...
I'm not going to call it Xmas.
It's still TwitterMas to me.
It's still TwitterMas to me.
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm not going to call it Xmas.
It's still TwitterMas to me.
It's still TwitterMas to me.
Here at the North Pole me and the elves do Secret Santa.
We all drew somebody and now we have to give them a gift.
But Santa keeps taking all the credit.
Fuck you, Santa. I picked out a special gift for Galadriel in Accounting.
We all drew somebody and now we have to give them a gift.
But Santa keeps taking all the credit.
Fuck you, Santa. I picked out a special gift for Galadriel in Accounting.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Here at the North Pole me and the elves do Secret Santa.
We all drew somebody and now we have to give them a gift.
But Santa keeps taking all the credit.
Fuck you, Santa. I picked out a special gift for Galadriel in Accounting.
We all drew somebody and now we have to give them a gift.
But Santa keeps taking all the credit.
Fuck you, Santa. I picked out a special gift for Galadriel in Accounting.
The Trump administration wants visitors to provide a five-year social media history (www.bbc.com/news/article...)
So I'm thinking of leaving the US and then coming back in with a fake passport, just so someone will read my brilliant posts.
So I'm thinking of leaving the US and then coming back in with a fake passport, just so someone will read my brilliant posts.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The Trump administration wants visitors to provide a five-year social media history (www.bbc.com/news/article...)
So I'm thinking of leaving the US and then coming back in with a fake passport, just so someone will read my brilliant posts.
So I'm thinking of leaving the US and then coming back in with a fake passport, just so someone will read my brilliant posts.
Why do we put presents underneath the Christmas tree?
Because if you put them on top the tree they fall off.
Because if you put them on top the tree they fall off.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Why do we put presents underneath the Christmas tree?
Because if you put them on top the tree they fall off.
Because if you put them on top the tree they fall off.
Right wing nutjobs were quick to politicize the shooting at Brown University, where the killer hasn't been captured yet (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
But this was clearly an attack on brown people.
But this was clearly an attack on brown people.
MAGA Spreads Dangerous Conspiracy About Brown University Shooter
Donald Trump’s supporters are conveniently forgetting the identity of one of the victims.
www.yahoo.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Right wing nutjobs were quick to politicize the shooting at Brown University, where the killer hasn't been captured yet (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
But this was clearly an attack on brown people.
But this was clearly an attack on brown people.
It's hard not to read too much symbolism in this: www.youtube.com/shorts/yy-IY...
Statue of Liberty replica collapses in Brazil amid strong winds
YouTube video by The Online Citizen
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It's hard not to read too much symbolism in this: www.youtube.com/shorts/yy-IY...
I want my sports team to win. I love it when they win! I don't like it when they lose.
My sports team has to win every game.
Of course, that would be boring.
So they have to get close to losing, then pull it out at the last minute for the win.
Go my sports team!
My sports team has to win every game.
Of course, that would be boring.
So they have to get close to losing, then pull it out at the last minute for the win.
Go my sports team!
December 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I want my sports team to win. I love it when they win! I don't like it when they lose.
My sports team has to win every game.
Of course, that would be boring.
So they have to get close to losing, then pull it out at the last minute for the win.
Go my sports team!
My sports team has to win every game.
Of course, that would be boring.
So they have to get close to losing, then pull it out at the last minute for the win.
Go my sports team!
It's not a Derangement Syndrome to point out that Trump is a bad president and a bad person when in fact he really is a terrible president and a truly awful human being.
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's not a Derangement Syndrome to point out that Trump is a bad president and a bad person when in fact he really is a terrible president and a truly awful human being.
Trump is a deeply ugly person.
Not just on the inside, which everyone recognizes, but on the outside.
I will not accept that some guy with fake hair and a fake tan is attractive.
He's obese.
And smelly (tinyurl.com/yhftv9jw).
What a physically repugnant man.
What a phony. What a fraud. Smelly moron.
Not just on the inside, which everyone recognizes, but on the outside.
I will not accept that some guy with fake hair and a fake tan is attractive.
He's obese.
And smelly (tinyurl.com/yhftv9jw).
What a physically repugnant man.
What a phony. What a fraud. Smelly moron.
MSN
www.msn.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trump is a deeply ugly person.
Not just on the inside, which everyone recognizes, but on the outside.
I will not accept that some guy with fake hair and a fake tan is attractive.
He's obese.
And smelly (tinyurl.com/yhftv9jw).
What a physically repugnant man.
What a phony. What a fraud. Smelly moron.
Not just on the inside, which everyone recognizes, but on the outside.
I will not accept that some guy with fake hair and a fake tan is attractive.
He's obese.
And smelly (tinyurl.com/yhftv9jw).
What a physically repugnant man.
What a phony. What a fraud. Smelly moron.
Trump didn't earn it.
There have been great presidents, but Trump isn't one of them. He hasn't earned the right to be on a coin (www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/b...). It's a fraud.
Trump hasn't earned the right to replace the beauty of America's parks with his own image. (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
There have been great presidents, but Trump isn't one of them. He hasn't earned the right to be on a coin (www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/b...). It's a fraud.
Trump hasn't earned the right to replace the beauty of America's parks with his own image. (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
Killing the penny was just the start. Trump is rewriting the rules on America’s coins | CNN Business
The next signs of the nation’s political divide might be jingling in your pocket next year.
www.cnn.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Trump didn't earn it.
There have been great presidents, but Trump isn't one of them. He hasn't earned the right to be on a coin (www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/b...). It's a fraud.
Trump hasn't earned the right to replace the beauty of America's parks with his own image. (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
There have been great presidents, but Trump isn't one of them. He hasn't earned the right to be on a coin (www.cnn.com/2025/12/12/b...). It's a fraud.
Trump hasn't earned the right to replace the beauty of America's parks with his own image. (www.yahoo.com/news/article...).
I dressed up as Santa Claus to give presents to the neighborhood children. Most of the local parents were into it (they gave me their kid's present ahead of time).
My plan was to go door to door giving presents to my neighbor's children.
But I got stuck in the first chimney.
My plan was to go door to door giving presents to my neighbor's children.
But I got stuck in the first chimney.
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I dressed up as Santa Claus to give presents to the neighborhood children. Most of the local parents were into it (they gave me their kid's present ahead of time).
My plan was to go door to door giving presents to my neighbor's children.
But I got stuck in the first chimney.
My plan was to go door to door giving presents to my neighbor's children.
But I got stuck in the first chimney.
Normally on the first day day of Christmas I give a partridge in a pear tree.
It's become increasingly difficult to purchase a partridge, especially one packaged together with a pear tree.
Plus, because of tariffs, it costs almost twice as much.
It's become increasingly difficult to purchase a partridge, especially one packaged together with a pear tree.
Plus, because of tariffs, it costs almost twice as much.
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Normally on the first day day of Christmas I give a partridge in a pear tree.
It's become increasingly difficult to purchase a partridge, especially one packaged together with a pear tree.
Plus, because of tariffs, it costs almost twice as much.
It's become increasingly difficult to purchase a partridge, especially one packaged together with a pear tree.
Plus, because of tariffs, it costs almost twice as much.
As the year draws to a close, I am reviewing my to-do list for this year.
So far I've only finished two of the tasks;
Make a to-do list
Review the to-do list
Next year I hope to actually do something.
So far I've only finished two of the tasks;
Make a to-do list
Review the to-do list
Next year I hope to actually do something.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
As the year draws to a close, I am reviewing my to-do list for this year.
So far I've only finished two of the tasks;
Make a to-do list
Review the to-do list
Next year I hope to actually do something.
So far I've only finished two of the tasks;
Make a to-do list
Review the to-do list
Next year I hope to actually do something.
Happy birthday to Dick Van Dyke, who turned 100 today!
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy birthday to Dick Van Dyke, who turned 100 today!