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Ed Hammerbeck
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Metal head, punk rocker, dad, dice roller, retro gamer. Non serviam. He/him/y'all
Played Munchkin Shadowrun on 2025-11-01 boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/43... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app
Munchkin Shadowrun
Dodge the corp, kill the monsters, and hack the Matrix to win in a whole new way!
boardgamegeek.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Can confirm: In boot camp (1994,) I was trained on how to use my bell-bottom dungarees as a flotation device. In fact, we were trained how to use our shirts and dixie-cup caps for flotation. We even practiced it in a pool. historyfacts.com/arts-culture...
Why Did Sailors Wear Bell-Bottom Pants?
Bell-bottoms have long been synonymous with sailors in the U.S. Navy: Just picture Sailor Jack, the patriotic mascot who first appeared on boxes of Cracker Jack in 1918, or Frank Sinatra and Gene Kell...
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August 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
1. All the MAGA, alpha-bro, warrior-man incels should be packing the recruiting offices, right? Not waiting for some beta-cuck draft.
2. The rich and privileged always get exempted.
3. If this happens, day one, everyone should register as a conscientious objector.
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MSN
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June 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
🎶I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly🎶
🎵It's a vast conspiracy🎵
👁The Illuminati Polka!🛸

youtu.be/CRryhkZHEL0?...
The Illuminati Polka (Music Video)
YouTube video by A.B.S. Various Media
youtu.be
June 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Played Family Business 3 times today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/170 #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app
Family Business
Rub out your opponents' mobs before they do the same to you.
boardgamegeek.com
June 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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You don’t need to prove your womanhood, manhood or enbyhood.
Only those fragile in theirs will demand that of you.

Human experience is varied. Don’t let others make you miserable because they are. They might have a narrow view of life, but you don’t need to be restricted by it.
May 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Played Ticket to Ride: Europe today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/14... #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app
Ticket to Ride: Europe
Build train routes across Europe in this sequel to the hit family board game.
boardgamegeek.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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they elected an american pope to avoid the tariffs
Do you think the new pope has ever had a weekend marg tower in chicago
May 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pope Bob I

The Catholic Church has elected Cardinal Robert Prevost as pope ino.to/mhzp6e2
Cardinal Robert Prevost becomes the first American pope, choosing the name Leo XIV
Cardinal Robert Prevost has been elected pope, the first time an American has led the Roman Catholic Church. Provost, 69, chose the name Pope Leo XIV.
ino.to
May 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is how the body works (to me, anyway.)

#1566; The Roiling Storm Within ino.to/4AlznSx
#1566; The Roiling Storm Within
ino.to
May 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Could You React in Time to a Charging Bear? ‘Robobear’ Suggests You’d Be Lunch ino.to/aog1fiz

This is dumb. The best way to deal with a charging bear is to take away its credit card. This is known.
Could You React in Time to a Charging Bear? 'Robobear' Suggests You’d Be Lunch
Pro tip: don't put your bear spray in your backpack!
ino.to
April 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Played Rummikub 2 times today boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/811 #bggplay via @boardgamegeek.com app
Rummikub
Race to play all your tiles by forming runs or sets, even if they're not your own!
boardgamegeek.com
April 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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going to a protest?

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never gone before?

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especially cover your eyebrows, always!
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March 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
March 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
#1561; Confessions of a Confection ino.to/ski7nMe

I prefer pie, myself
#1561; Confessions of a Confection
ino.to
March 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Happy equinox & first day of astronomical spring (fall) in northern (southern) hemisphere!
March 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
[voice-over]
News Announcer: And today the president closed the nation's last remaining submarine base at Groton, Connecticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision the president responded, "Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."
March 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM