Patty Cakes
@edgarallanhoux.bsky.social
Quoth the raven “So we move to LA…”
These types of categories for Connections are the dumbest ones, and they make me roll my eyes every time
March 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
These types of categories for Connections are the dumbest ones, and they make me roll my eyes every time
Unsure if it’s my serial extroversion or the desperate ADHD need for some sort of dopamine, but I’m going out tonight after working for 40 out of the past 48 hours… wish me luck!!
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Unsure if it’s my serial extroversion or the desperate ADHD need for some sort of dopamine, but I’m going out tonight after working for 40 out of the past 48 hours… wish me luck!!
Gonna find whoever gave me the flu 3 days before MAYHEM and the album release party I was supposed to go to 😀
March 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Gonna find whoever gave me the flu 3 days before MAYHEM and the album release party I was supposed to go to 😀
If you want to read a book that helps to explain some of the reasons why the economic model that led to prosperity for previous generations is no longer serving current generations, I highly recommend pre-ordering @greenwell.bsky.social ‘s book that show cases the effects of private equity firms!
I am extremely freaking thrilled to announce that Bad Company is *officially* available for preorder wherever you buy books. (I am linking to Bookshop but buy it wherever!) I worked so, so hard on this book, and it would mean a ton to me if you ordered it. bookshop.org/a/109816/978...
February 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you want to read a book that helps to explain some of the reasons why the economic model that led to prosperity for previous generations is no longer serving current generations, I highly recommend pre-ordering @greenwell.bsky.social ‘s book that show cases the effects of private equity firms!
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When I hear the outlook noise on a work from home day
February 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
When I hear the outlook noise on a work from home day
Last year, my Spotify Wrapped called me a faggot. This year, it’s going to commit a hate crime with Lady Gaga’s help.
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Last year, my Spotify Wrapped called me a faggot. This year, it’s going to commit a hate crime with Lady Gaga’s help.
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FEEL THE BEAT UNDER YOUR FEET
February 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
FEEL THE BEAT UNDER YOUR FEET
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whole timeline jumping that fuck ass beaver
February 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
whole timeline jumping that fuck ass beaver
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Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
NEEEED to queen out with the new managing director at my job who talks about how boring Connecticut is and how all the other moms there are on Ozempic
January 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
NEEEED to queen out with the new managing director at my job who talks about how boring Connecticut is and how all the other moms there are on Ozempic
Kind of cunty that Trump signed an executive order mandating that a “female person” is someone that was female at conception so that we could all be dolls together, like that’s mother (according to law!)
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Kind of cunty that Trump signed an executive order mandating that a “female person” is someone that was female at conception so that we could all be dolls together, like that’s mother (according to law!)
“BlueSky is an echo chamber for the left!!1!1!!1” and it’s just a bunch of gay men posting their nudes every day
January 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“BlueSky is an echo chamber for the left!!1!1!!1” and it’s just a bunch of gay men posting their nudes every day
Damn, 2025 really beating my ass already fr fr
January 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Damn, 2025 really beating my ass already fr fr
I know that people say money can’t buy happiness, but staying in 5 star hotels my whole trip in Costa Rica really elevated my mood and made me more okay with how much I work 🥴
December 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
I know that people say money can’t buy happiness, but staying in 5 star hotels my whole trip in Costa Rica really elevated my mood and made me more okay with how much I work 🥴
Met this truly STUNNINGLY beautiful, local guy at the hotel I was staying at in Costa Rica, and per my duties as The Delulu Life’s Strongest Apostle, I got his number and started texting him
December 21, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Met this truly STUNNINGLY beautiful, local guy at the hotel I was staying at in Costa Rica, and per my duties as The Delulu Life’s Strongest Apostle, I got his number and started texting him
Just sent an OOO email to my team letting them know that I will have limited engagement for the rest of the year as I take my vacation days (that I was at risk of losing because I haven’t taken a day off since June)
December 13, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Just sent an OOO email to my team letting them know that I will have limited engagement for the rest of the year as I take my vacation days (that I was at risk of losing because I haven’t taken a day off since June)
Just booked a nice little done-with-work-for-the-year trip to Costa Rica for myself for next week 🥰
December 12, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Just booked a nice little done-with-work-for-the-year trip to Costa Rica for myself for next week 🥰
Conductor told me to put my feet down on the train… ma’am, I’m gay
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Conductor told me to put my feet down on the train… ma’am, I’m gay
How else am I supposed to feel something?
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 AM
How else am I supposed to feel something?
As a relatively large person, the idea of getting a normal sized pet does not appeal to me. I need the threat of being smothered in my sleep by the sheer size of a Great Dane or a Maine Coon, or it’s just not even worth it
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
As a relatively large person, the idea of getting a normal sized pet does not appeal to me. I need the threat of being smothered in my sleep by the sheer size of a Great Dane or a Maine Coon, or it’s just not even worth it
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I need you to know that as I post something on here my eyes turn completely black
November 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I need you to know that as I post something on here my eyes turn completely black