eden disorder
@edensea.bsky.social
27 She/It 🏳️⚧️
dumb and mostly a lurker
if I like your post it's prolly cuz you're funny and we should kiss
dumb and mostly a lurker
if I like your post it's prolly cuz you're funny and we should kiss
I NEED to write fucked up, erotic fan fiction
December 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I NEED to write fucked up, erotic fan fiction
I've been away from my girlfriend for over a week which means that I've had no cuddles and i am tweaking the fuck out
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I've been away from my girlfriend for over a week which means that I've had no cuddles and i am tweaking the fuck out
I am, once again, clown-maxxing
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I am, once again, clown-maxxing
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a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it
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(pitching the polcyule again) y'know, worlds greatest puppy actually had 3 heads
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
(pitching the polcyule again) y'know, worlds greatest puppy actually had 3 heads
I'm on day 3 of a cross country train ride and I think I'm dying
December 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm on day 3 of a cross country train ride and I think I'm dying
How the fuck do you make online friends
December 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
How the fuck do you make online friends
might have gaslit myself into having a piss fetish by joking about it too much oopsie
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
might have gaslit myself into having a piss fetish by joking about it too much oopsie
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Your midriff should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Your midriff should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable
You ever go on a date with a cute goth girl and then stay the night at her house and you just end up talking to each other for hours and staring into each other's eyes and then you can't get her out of your head for the entire next week? It's a real problem
October 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You ever go on a date with a cute goth girl and then stay the night at her house and you just end up talking to each other for hours and staring into each other's eyes and then you can't get her out of your head for the entire next week? It's a real problem
Candid mirror selfie cuz I thought I looked cool
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Candid mirror selfie cuz I thought I looked cool
Bought a fisheye lens for my camera
October 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bought a fisheye lens for my camera
I've discovered that being a bisexual trans woman on dating apps mostly means being immediately sexually harassed by cishet men or occasionally having the most heartwarming and fluffy conversations with other trans women. There is almost no middle ground.
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've discovered that being a bisexual trans woman on dating apps mostly means being immediately sexually harassed by cishet men or occasionally having the most heartwarming and fluffy conversations with other trans women. There is almost no middle ground.
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non binary pokemon enbinothing
September 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
non binary pokemon enbinothing
I tried making a quick Facebook account to message someone about a car they listed on marketplace and I was immediately banned on the first attempt. Attempt two worked for all of 3 minutes before they wanted me to upload a facial ID video for them and banned me for not doing so
August 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I tried making a quick Facebook account to message someone about a car they listed on marketplace and I was immediately banned on the first attempt. Attempt two worked for all of 3 minutes before they wanted me to upload a facial ID video for them and banned me for not doing so
Gay emo clown goes to local pride festival
July 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Gay emo clown goes to local pride festival
I fucking hate filling out forms at the doctor's office that have to ask 3 times what gender I was assigned at birth
like that information is at all relevant
like that information is at all relevant
July 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I fucking hate filling out forms at the doctor's office that have to ask 3 times what gender I was assigned at birth
like that information is at all relevant
like that information is at all relevant
Spotted in the wild today
June 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Spotted in the wild today
Patiently waiting for my desire to get several piercings and a tattoo to overpower my aversion to social interaction and incredibly low pain tolerance.
Any day now, surely.
Any day now, surely.
March 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Patiently waiting for my desire to get several piercings and a tattoo to overpower my aversion to social interaction and incredibly low pain tolerance.
Any day now, surely.
Any day now, surely.
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Zelda
(Based on unused BotW concept art)
(Based on unused BotW concept art)
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Zelda
(Based on unused BotW concept art)
(Based on unused BotW concept art)
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so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳
to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl
to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl
January 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳
to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl
to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl
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I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken
November 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I’m gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken