@eddthegoat.bsky.social
Retired Navy. Former member of the Deep State. Probably not a bot. Rude, crude, crass, and socially unacceptable.
Having our government run by influencers could be the evolution of politics. A new norm as it were. I'm old and that worries the fuck outta me.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Having our government run by influencers could be the evolution of politics. A new norm as it were. I'm old and that worries the fuck outta me.
I just realized why trump made Trumpmas® a 3 day holiday.
It's so our military members won't get their $1776 checks (which is totally a thing) won't get them before Trumpmas®.
Kind of a dick move.
It's so our military members won't get their $1776 checks (which is totally a thing) won't get them before Trumpmas®.
Kind of a dick move.
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I just realized why trump made Trumpmas® a 3 day holiday.
It's so our military members won't get their $1776 checks (which is totally a thing) won't get them before Trumpmas®.
Kind of a dick move.
It's so our military members won't get their $1776 checks (which is totally a thing) won't get them before Trumpmas®.
Kind of a dick move.
Reposted
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
Happy Festivus one and all.
Now let me tell you all the grievances I have about you.
Now let me tell you all the grievances I have about you.
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Festivus one and all.
Now let me tell you all the grievances I have about you.
Now let me tell you all the grievances I have about you.
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The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The little orange bars on the right are what Trump is calling “the greatest economy in history.”
I've been watching shitloads of conspiracy theorists get debunked on YouTube. I've noticed similarities in HOW they speak. Grandiose, confident in their ignorance, repetitive, dismissive. You know,crazy.
Trump speaks the same way.
Trump speaks the same way.
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been watching shitloads of conspiracy theorists get debunked on YouTube. I've noticed similarities in HOW they speak. Grandiose, confident in their ignorance, repetitive, dismissive. You know,crazy.
Trump speaks the same way.
Trump speaks the same way.
Whenever someone says "I can't imagine why/how/what (insert topic here) I always think they have no imagination.
It's like that guy with the hair problem on Ancient Aliens.
It's like that guy with the hair problem on Ancient Aliens.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Whenever someone says "I can't imagine why/how/what (insert topic here) I always think they have no imagination.
It's like that guy with the hair problem on Ancient Aliens.
It's like that guy with the hair problem on Ancient Aliens.
Only 17 days until Trumpmas ®.
Or has that EO not been released yet?
Or has that EO not been released yet?
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Only 17 days until Trumpmas ®.
Or has that EO not been released yet?
Or has that EO not been released yet?
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
It appears Hegeseth thinks "the fog of war" is actual, physical smoke. Any true warrior knows this is not the case.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It appears Hegeseth thinks "the fog of war" is actual, physical smoke. Any true warrior knows this is not the case.
Trump needs to be told that, officially, Kim Jong Il, is famous in North Korean lore for allegedly shooting a 38-under par round with 11 holes-in-one the first and only time he played golf at the Pyongyang Golf Course.
Let's hear how he's better.
Let's hear how he's better.
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Trump needs to be told that, officially, Kim Jong Il, is famous in North Korean lore for allegedly shooting a 38-under par round with 11 holes-in-one the first and only time he played golf at the Pyongyang Golf Course.
Let's hear how he's better.
Let's hear how he's better.
Weren't we supposed to be invading Venezuela today or has that been delayed for 2 weeks?
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Weren't we supposed to be invading Venezuela today or has that been delayed for 2 weeks?
Hegeseth threatened Kelly with reinstatement for a court-martial.
Hegeseth had a child out of wedlock while he was in the military by his own admission.
This was a violation of the UCMJ.
Maybe we should recall him for court-martial.
Hegeseth had a child out of wedlock while he was in the military by his own admission.
This was a violation of the UCMJ.
Maybe we should recall him for court-martial.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hegeseth threatened Kelly with reinstatement for a court-martial.
Hegeseth had a child out of wedlock while he was in the military by his own admission.
This was a violation of the UCMJ.
Maybe we should recall him for court-martial.
Hegeseth had a child out of wedlock while he was in the military by his own admission.
This was a violation of the UCMJ.
Maybe we should recall him for court-martial.
Been getting these ads for Bratz lately. I knew they were hideous dolls but I just noticed that their lips are so big they block their nostrils.
They are selling our children literal mouth breathers.
They are selling our children literal mouth breathers.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Been getting these ads for Bratz lately. I knew they were hideous dolls but I just noticed that their lips are so big they block their nostrils.
They are selling our children literal mouth breathers.
They are selling our children literal mouth breathers.
You know, I don't think I would mind if Bluesky started using Elmo's failed "where the poster is really from" feature.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You know, I don't think I would mind if Bluesky started using Elmo's failed "where the poster is really from" feature.
Is trump going to turn on Clay Higgins for defying him by voting against the release of the files?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Is trump going to turn on Clay Higgins for defying him by voting against the release of the files?
A majority of Americans want reasonable gun controls, higher minimum wage, legal pot, legal abortion access, nationalized healthcare, and the Epstein files released.
Apparently, we will get none of these things
Apparently, we will get none of these things
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A majority of Americans want reasonable gun controls, higher minimum wage, legal pot, legal abortion access, nationalized healthcare, and the Epstein files released.
Apparently, we will get none of these things
Apparently, we will get none of these things
Look, it's not just stones. You can pretty much roll anything and the chances of any measurable moss accumulation are close enough to nil to make any difference.
So, roll away you youngsters. I know that's what you want to do.
So, roll away you youngsters. I know that's what you want to do.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Look, it's not just stones. You can pretty much roll anything and the chances of any measurable moss accumulation are close enough to nil to make any difference.
So, roll away you youngsters. I know that's what you want to do.
So, roll away you youngsters. I know that's what you want to do.
In response to the new mayor of New York, trump has announced that we will build a wall to entirely enclose the city.
Snake Plissken was unavailable for comment.
Snake Plissken was unavailable for comment.
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
In response to the new mayor of New York, trump has announced that we will build a wall to entirely enclose the city.
Snake Plissken was unavailable for comment.
Snake Plissken was unavailable for comment.
DHS has announced that 127% of their ICE agents have been victims of assault
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
DHS has announced that 127% of their ICE agents have been victims of assault
Another day, another impeachable offense
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Another day, another impeachable offense
Trump won't want the government shutdown once he learns we'd all be free of his government
September 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump won't want the government shutdown once he learns we'd all be free of his government
Every woman who has ever taken Tylenol while pregnant should sue the makers of Tylenol.
Tylenol can then sue trump, have discovery, then get the whole thing thrown with a retraction from trump and an apology from RFK. It's what trump understands.
Tylenol can then sue trump, have discovery, then get the whole thing thrown with a retraction from trump and an apology from RFK. It's what trump understands.
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every woman who has ever taken Tylenol while pregnant should sue the makers of Tylenol.
Tylenol can then sue trump, have discovery, then get the whole thing thrown with a retraction from trump and an apology from RFK. It's what trump understands.
Tylenol can then sue trump, have discovery, then get the whole thing thrown with a retraction from trump and an apology from RFK. It's what trump understands.
Arrrrh. It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys.
Give the First Pirate in the bid White Boat a broadside of yer best scorching.
Give the First Pirate in the bid White Boat a broadside of yer best scorching.
September 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Arrrrh. It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys.
Give the First Pirate in the bid White Boat a broadside of yer best scorching.
Give the First Pirate in the bid White Boat a broadside of yer best scorching.
It is my firmly held religious belief that trump is a fat, fascist fuck.
If they come after me they are guilty of Christian persecution
If they come after me they are guilty of Christian persecution
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It is my firmly held religious belief that trump is a fat, fascist fuck.
If they come after me they are guilty of Christian persecution
If they come after me they are guilty of Christian persecution