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Maybe a cross between Boo Radley and a quasar? I'd rather just stay on the porch but:
"Like Ulysses S. Grant, it was an instance of a village crank being called by his Republic"
I do this instead of leaving you gifts in a tree.
"Like Ulysses S. Grant, it was an instance of a village crank being called by his Republic"
I do this instead of leaving you gifts in a tree.
His interpretation of that phrase is what therapists call "concrete thinking."
Example:
Q: "What brings you to town?"
A: "The bus."
"Individuals who are concrete thinkers interpret language and situations literally, relying on what they can see, hear, and touch in the present moment."
Example:
Q: "What brings you to town?"
A: "The bus."
"Individuals who are concrete thinkers interpret language and situations literally, relying on what they can see, hear, and touch in the present moment."
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
His interpretation of that phrase is what therapists call "concrete thinking."
Example:
Q: "What brings you to town?"
A: "The bus."
"Individuals who are concrete thinkers interpret language and situations literally, relying on what they can see, hear, and touch in the present moment."
Example:
Q: "What brings you to town?"
A: "The bus."
"Individuals who are concrete thinkers interpret language and situations literally, relying on what they can see, hear, and touch in the present moment."
I almost feel guilty for doing this. Actually I do. But what if you needed to know someday? Like if you managed to breach the military base where he's hiding and then find his bunker and he is about to strike you with an old rolled-up copy of American Renaissance & you were watching his right? Huh?
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I almost feel guilty for doing this. Actually I do. But what if you needed to know someday? Like if you managed to breach the military base where he's hiding and then find his bunker and he is about to strike you with an old rolled-up copy of American Renaissance & you were watching his right? Huh?
Has anybody noticed he's using actual architects to build the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom? Every. Fucking. Hire. Otherwise? Fuckwits. He went off-brand exactly once. If he wanted to stay on-brand he would have hired Alf & Ralph from Green Acres. But the JEMB is for HIM. Suck it, America!
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Has anybody noticed he's using actual architects to build the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom? Every. Fucking. Hire. Otherwise? Fuckwits. He went off-brand exactly once. If he wanted to stay on-brand he would have hired Alf & Ralph from Green Acres. But the JEMB is for HIM. Suck it, America!
In the unlikely event he doesn't know when Hitler's birthday is, what are the odds he'll use that to replace the second one? And if that comes to pass will the odds somehow be less than 100% that Mike Johnson has not heard anything about it & doesn't know anything ever and also has been very busy?
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
In the unlikely event he doesn't know when Hitler's birthday is, what are the odds he'll use that to replace the second one? And if that comes to pass will the odds somehow be less than 100% that Mike Johnson has not heard anything about it & doesn't know anything ever and also has been very busy?
I'm a righty but semi-dyslexic so I'm never absolutely positive. Jon Stewart's a lefty, correct?
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm a righty but semi-dyslexic so I'm never absolutely positive. Jon Stewart's a lefty, correct?
Sorta true. A lot can change in 50 years, especially when most of the last 40 or so years of horror were jump-started by Ronald Reagan and his mean boys. The ones who decided ketchup was a vegetable in free lunches for impoverished fakers. Having not stolen enough, Nixon would've lost his pension.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sorta true. A lot can change in 50 years, especially when most of the last 40 or so years of horror were jump-started by Ronald Reagan and his mean boys. The ones who decided ketchup was a vegetable in free lunches for impoverished fakers. Having not stolen enough, Nixon would've lost his pension.
Thank God and porno not one of my computers has ever been a virgin. btw: just checked and if we follow Joe's reasoning he could be the bastard son of Rush Limbaugh and Art Bell.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Thank God and porno not one of my computers has ever been a virgin. btw: just checked and if we follow Joe's reasoning he could be the bastard son of Rush Limbaugh and Art Bell.
How fucking bent for the rent are media these days that the only possible explanation for their silence is they're practicing Quiet Quitting for fear of being fired by the massive conglomerates that pay them to not make waves? Either that or they all have loved ones being held hostage.
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
How fucking bent for the rent are media these days that the only possible explanation for their silence is they're practicing Quiet Quitting for fear of being fired by the massive conglomerates that pay them to not make waves? Either that or they all have loved ones being held hostage.
Mike Lindell TV!
Q: "Is crack as bad as I remember it? Do you have any spare change? Will POTUS ever speak to me again? Why did he say he never met me? If I go to jail for fraud and non-payment of everything plus tax evasion can I still get a pardon even though he says he never met me?"
Q: "Is crack as bad as I remember it? Do you have any spare change? Will POTUS ever speak to me again? Why did he say he never met me? If I go to jail for fraud and non-payment of everything plus tax evasion can I still get a pardon even though he says he never met me?"
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mike Lindell TV!
Q: "Is crack as bad as I remember it? Do you have any spare change? Will POTUS ever speak to me again? Why did he say he never met me? If I go to jail for fraud and non-payment of everything plus tax evasion can I still get a pardon even though he says he never met me?"
Q: "Is crack as bad as I remember it? Do you have any spare change? Will POTUS ever speak to me again? Why did he say he never met me? If I go to jail for fraud and non-payment of everything plus tax evasion can I still get a pardon even though he says he never met me?"
If things turn on him even more the next completely different and completely fabricated story will be that he was in his makeup room having a touch-up for an impending Fox News segment. If video of him ordering the strikes and watching them and/or shooting them himself surfaces: Lies "R" Us, chumps.
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If things turn on him even more the next completely different and completely fabricated story will be that he was in his makeup room having a touch-up for an impending Fox News segment. If video of him ordering the strikes and watching them and/or shooting them himself surfaces: Lies "R" Us, chumps.
Guardians fan here-- great honor for a great person who landed himself a great contract playing for a great team in a great city. You lucky fuckers. Now if only somebody in Canada would adopt me before my country decides to put me in a concentration camp for refusing to stop making posts like this.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Guardians fan here-- great honor for a great person who landed himself a great contract playing for a great team in a great city. You lucky fuckers. Now if only somebody in Canada would adopt me before my country decides to put me in a concentration camp for refusing to stop making posts like this.
Who among us hasn't made a wine run in D.C. while screaming "I'm going to Whole Foods, cover me!"
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Who among us hasn't made a wine run in D.C. while screaming "I'm going to Whole Foods, cover me!"
POTUS and his fellow dirtbags are determined to ignore the universally understood legalese term "Go fuck yourself." So they need to hear GO fuck yourself. And Go FUCK yourself. And Go fuck YOURself. And Go fuck yourSELF. If only they could apply that tenacity to doing an actual job.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
POTUS and his fellow dirtbags are determined to ignore the universally understood legalese term "Go fuck yourself." So they need to hear GO fuck yourself. And Go FUCK yourself. And Go fuck YOURself. And Go fuck yourSELF. If only they could apply that tenacity to doing an actual job.
I think he's talking about the Great McRib Uprising that started in '17 and still rages to this day and of which I am a veteran. We wanted to stop the atrocity of only making McRibs available "seasonally," whatever that meant; apparently something different to each franchise. McRib 365! Do or Die!
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I think he's talking about the Great McRib Uprising that started in '17 and still rages to this day and of which I am a veteran. We wanted to stop the atrocity of only making McRibs available "seasonally," whatever that meant; apparently something different to each franchise. McRib 365! Do or Die!
That phrase "Leprechaun bukkake" that Desi Lydic used on The Daily Show to describe POTUS's obsession with splooged gold on everything really nailed it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
That phrase "Leprechaun bukkake" that Desi Lydic used on The Daily Show to describe POTUS's obsession with splooged gold on everything really nailed it.
For all you William S. Burroughs fans out there-- I keep thinking of "The Do-Rights" whenever I see these shameless and pitiful smooch fests: "When I die I want to be buried in the same coffin right with you."
youtu.be/U9W3Xcm2kdI?...
youtu.be/U9W3Xcm2kdI?...
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
For all you William S. Burroughs fans out there-- I keep thinking of "The Do-Rights" whenever I see these shameless and pitiful smooch fests: "When I die I want to be buried in the same coffin right with you."
youtu.be/U9W3Xcm2kdI?...
youtu.be/U9W3Xcm2kdI?...
At least Zelig was funny when he waved to his friends while he was up there with the Fuhrer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
At least Zelig was funny when he waved to his friends while he was up there with the Fuhrer.
WWHLD. What Would Huey Long Do?
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
WWHLD. What Would Huey Long Do?
I liked RF's first album the best. Great logo, too.
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I liked RF's first album the best. Great logo, too.
People: legit question-- can somebody tell me what weapon was used to hit that boat to begin with? I plead complete ignorance and I'm hoping somebody can at least narrow it down for us and describe what happens when something like that hits its target. There must be some ordnance people out there?
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
People: legit question-- can somebody tell me what weapon was used to hit that boat to begin with? I plead complete ignorance and I'm hoping somebody can at least narrow it down for us and describe what happens when something like that hits its target. There must be some ordnance people out there?
Some of the people Booker T. & The M.G.'s played/recorded with: Wilson Pickett, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Sam & Dave, Carla Thomas, Rufus Thomas, Johnnie Taylor, and Albert King. Original drummer Al Jackson Jr. was murdered in '75. He could make his drums talk dirty:
youtu.be/WZrhyowoI9Y?...
youtu.be/WZrhyowoI9Y?...
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Some of the people Booker T. & The M.G.'s played/recorded with: Wilson Pickett, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Sam & Dave, Carla Thomas, Rufus Thomas, Johnnie Taylor, and Albert King. Original drummer Al Jackson Jr. was murdered in '75. He could make his drums talk dirty:
youtu.be/WZrhyowoI9Y?...
youtu.be/WZrhyowoI9Y?...
Now I hear POTUS is searching the couch cushions for tariff money if he can get the VP's dick out of the way.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Now I hear POTUS is searching the couch cushions for tariff money if he can get the VP's dick out of the way.
Back in the day before he got This Old House Bob Vila & I used to get on the outside of a quart of 114 Old Granddad and put a secret tariffs shelf in peoples' houses where they wouldn't notice it right away. Good times.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Back in the day before he got This Old House Bob Vila & I used to get on the outside of a quart of 114 Old Granddad and put a secret tariffs shelf in peoples' houses where they wouldn't notice it right away. Good times.
When has he ever called somebody something he is not?
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When has he ever called somebody something he is not?