eddiegaedel
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Maybe a cross between Boo Radley and a quasar? I'd rather just stay on the porch but:
"Like Ulysses S. Grant, it was an instance of a village crank being called by his Republic"
I do this instead of leaving you gifts in a tree.
"Like Ulysses S. Grant, it was an instance of a village crank being called by his Republic"
I do this instead of leaving you gifts in a tree.
I almost feel guilty for doing this. Actually I do. But what if you needed to know someday? Like if you managed to breach the military base where he's hiding and then find his bunker and he is about to strike you with an old rolled-up copy of American Renaissance & you were watching his right? Huh?
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I almost feel guilty for doing this. Actually I do. But what if you needed to know someday? Like if you managed to breach the military base where he's hiding and then find his bunker and he is about to strike you with an old rolled-up copy of American Renaissance & you were watching his right? Huh?
Back in the day before he got This Old House Bob Vila & I used to get on the outside of a quart of 114 Old Granddad and put a secret tariffs shelf in peoples' houses where they wouldn't notice it right away. Good times.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Back in the day before he got This Old House Bob Vila & I used to get on the outside of a quart of 114 Old Granddad and put a secret tariffs shelf in peoples' houses where they wouldn't notice it right away. Good times.
Being as how the team is owned by a couple Deliverance extras with money this should not surprise anybody. Oh and by the way, they want you to buy them a new stadium. This is their best foot forward toward that goal.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Being as how the team is owned by a couple Deliverance extras with money this should not surprise anybody. Oh and by the way, they want you to buy them a new stadium. This is their best foot forward toward that goal.
He's already holding the admiral up like:
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
He's already holding the admiral up like:
Tesla black site.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Tesla black site.
He watched ICE come and he will watch them go.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He watched ICE come and he will watch them go.
Bill Watterson. He never authorized or licensed any C & H merch, thus turning down a hojillion dollars. If you have a picture of Calvin pissing on something, show some respect & lose it.
"Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.'"
"Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.'"
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bill Watterson. He never authorized or licensed any C & H merch, thus turning down a hojillion dollars. If you have a picture of Calvin pissing on something, show some respect & lose it.
"Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.'"
"Watterson has said, 'Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.'"
Change "dimes" to "Sharpies."
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Change "dimes" to "Sharpies."
Who could forget a pitcher named Eric Plunk?
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Who could forget a pitcher named Eric Plunk?
How could anyone ever forget the roaringly condescending 1955 Dodge Le Femme. Here's a link but it gets even worse:
www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/mom...
www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/mom...
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How could anyone ever forget the roaringly condescending 1955 Dodge Le Femme. Here's a link but it gets even worse:
www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/mom...
www.motoringresearch.com/car-news/mom...
Let's face it, he would have complained even more if it were taken from another angle.
October 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let's face it, he would have complained even more if it were taken from another angle.
I have been devasted by the murder of some people.
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have been devasted by the murder of some people.
...& don't forget The Firesign Theatre's Eyeball Hats. Always ahead of their time...
"a specific piece of merchandise mentioned in Firesign Theatre's 1998 album Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death."
"a specific piece of merchandise mentioned in Firesign Theatre's 1998 album Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death."
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
...& don't forget The Firesign Theatre's Eyeball Hats. Always ahead of their time...
"a specific piece of merchandise mentioned in Firesign Theatre's 1998 album Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death."
"a specific piece of merchandise mentioned in Firesign Theatre's 1998 album Give Me Immortality or Give Me Death."
I honestly don't know if vinyl is different these days but because of the continuous 38 & 40 minute takes the vinyl versions are always faded out on side A & faded in on side B. If you try to jam that much time on one side you lose...a lot.
September 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I honestly don't know if vinyl is different these days but because of the continuous 38 & 40 minute takes the vinyl versions are always faded out on side A & faded in on side B. If you try to jam that much time on one side you lose...a lot.
If they really wanna impress me they'll round up some of these Aliens.
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If they really wanna impress me they'll round up some of these Aliens.
August 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"On June 10, 1959, Rocky Colavito, playing for the Cleveland Indians, hit four home runs in a single game against the Baltimore Orioles."
Revered in Cleveland. "Don't knock The Rock."
Revered in Cleveland. "Don't knock The Rock."
August 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"On June 10, 1959, Rocky Colavito, playing for the Cleveland Indians, hit four home runs in a single game against the Baltimore Orioles."
Revered in Cleveland. "Don't knock The Rock."
Revered in Cleveland. "Don't knock The Rock."
When the owner gives a guaranteed 238 million dollars to a sexual predator to help pay off 20+ pending criminal cases (his kink was soliciting happy endings from legit masseuses who were NOT into that) and he crashes & burns immediately-- well, there you go. He started a new venture:
August 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
When the owner gives a guaranteed 238 million dollars to a sexual predator to help pay off 20+ pending criminal cases (his kink was soliciting happy endings from legit masseuses who were NOT into that) and he crashes & burns immediately-- well, there you go. He started a new venture:
Well, that sounded pissy so here's the Coasters and it shouldn't be as hard as it turns out to find L & S with them withought half the white record company going elbows up after yet another hit..
August 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Well, that sounded pissy so here's the Coasters and it shouldn't be as hard as it turns out to find L & S with them withought half the white record company going elbows up after yet another hit..
With a name like that...
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
With a name like that...
Somehow this makes me feel better. Apologies to the estate of B. Kliban for this piracy. And I'd like to point out it just says "president." This is plausible deniability.
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Somehow this makes me feel better. Apologies to the estate of B. Kliban for this piracy. And I'd like to point out it just says "president." This is plausible deniability.