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Cool Ed

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I am here to make things worse

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December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM

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Bolsonaro in a hospital bed giving a thumbs up with prison bars overlaid on the image

December 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM

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Attempt to replicate The Onion “person on the street” quote format. Text reads “Oh I 100% didn’t read it lol” attributed to “Tim Onion, Headline Enjoyer”

November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM

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YES

November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM

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tope con wiggum

Ralph Wiggum diving headfirst through the Simpsons window

October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM

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lol auto-blocked. Eat shit!

Picture of my view of the White House account already blocked by the “Right wing propaganda and their followers” list

October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM

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The White House is here to show us how edgy they are

Screenshot of an old Onion article. It features a picture of a man opening the front door to his home and Marilyn Manson is standing there. The headline reads “Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door trying to shock people”.

October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM

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Oh?

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Super Bowl LIX showing an average viewership of 127.7 million viewers, with 133.5 million watching Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show

October 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM

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2042 ended up pretty good by the end of its run too. Uncharacteristically clean play on my part here

October 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM

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Battlefield 6 kicks all kinds of ass and I am NOT just saying that because I almost never made a shot like this in prior games and I got it in the first couple days of playing 6

October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM

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James Cummy

September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM

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Thank you for reminding me of the funniest wrestling mainstream crossover ever

A picture of Tony Khan seated next to Shad Khan during the 2024 NFL Draft. Tony is wearing a neck brace after almost dying at the hands of the dastardly Elite and getting a spike piledriver from the Young Bucks

September 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM

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September 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM

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Savage!

Two panel picture meme. First panel has two people in it. On the left is a young man holding a knife menacingly towards an older gentleman. Old dude is bent over, appearing to be in pain, with the caption “Call the ambulance!”

Second panel shows the old guy standing upright holding a pistol, aimed at the would be assailant. Caption here says “But not for me!”

September 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM

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lmao

Bolsonaro in a hospital bed with prison bars overlayed on the image

September 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM

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Two hours and thirty five minutes until I get to tune out the horrible state of the world for a couple hours. This match is gonna fuck i.redd.it/cw248arrv28e...