I know. Penge. Normally so high class but they're mad for it there.

No, not after that last time when Paul bloody Daniels escaped. Took weeks to clear up.

I do. I am famous for it throughout the Highlands & islands as well as select corners of Penge.

Chainmail? It's admin, Comrade. The Glorious Soviet runs on admin. Filed correctly in the proper draw, processed in a timely manner. If it wasn't for the expert bureaucracy of my department the Soviet Union would have collapsed long ago.

Maybe so but it's a hellish amount of paperwork. Do you know how many paper clips I've got through this week alone? It's shocking.

It's certainly very popular. I might have to leave some good deed traps lying around to thin out the competition.

Hmm, it's a crowded list these days.