Soviet Mole
@edcarver.bsky.social
Mouthpiece of the Kremlin. Forward to a bright Soviet future & adequate sanitation!
The Ministry, Vladivostok.
The Ministry, Vladivostok.
Yay! I'm a free mole! Or, at the very least, moderately inexpensive.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Yay! I'm a free mole! Or, at the very least, moderately inexpensive.
Too much trouble. I'm sticking to Emu sales from now on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Too much trouble. I'm sticking to Emu sales from now on.
Good morning, Comrade.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Good morning, Comrade.
It's a miracle. Quite literally at the minute.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It's a miracle. Quite literally at the minute.
As an egalitarian suspicious kebab shop we make no judgements of our customers.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As an egalitarian suspicious kebab shop we make no judgements of our customers.
As a Soviet kebab shop we don't hold with richness. Sounds a bit capitalist to me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
As a Soviet kebab shop we don't hold with richness. Sounds a bit capitalist to me.
Rare thanks to the enormous demand for Sergei's delectables. There's queues out the door.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Rare thanks to the enormous demand for Sergei's delectables. There's queues out the door.
Hard to say, as all Sergei's ingredients are certified unidentifiable. Makes it very difficult for anyone to sue.
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hard to say, as all Sergei's ingredients are certified unidentifiable. Makes it very difficult for anyone to sue.
Well, I am a master of disguise, after all.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Well, I am a master of disguise, after all.
Only the finest non specific unidentifiable meat substitute objects are selected for Sergei's select meal.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Only the finest non specific unidentifiable meat substitute objects are selected for Sergei's select meal.
Fortunately Soviet penguins are well prepared.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Fortunately Soviet penguins are well prepared.
It's still November.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's still November.
Thank you, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thank you, Comrade.
At least if you don't sleep you may just pass out instead :)
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
At least if you don't sleep you may just pass out instead :)
Good morning, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good morning, Comrade.
Easily. I simply set fire to the house &, voila, instant heat.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Easily. I simply set fire to the house &, voila, instant heat.
Good morning, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Good morning, Comrade.
Good morning, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Good morning, Comrade.
Good morning, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Good morning, Comrade.
Good morning, Comrade.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Good morning, Comrade.