The part where he says fans either already know the games are rigged or don’t care that they are rigged belongs in a museum.

He speaks Spanish! What more could you ask for!

Good to see things are going great for him!

If anyone is going to know if Sheriff John Bunnell / Captain Jensen slash exists, it’ll be Evening Bluesky

The white Sox gm used to say this in the paper like every week. “It’s your fault the team sucks because you’re not buying enough tickets.” True story.

Here ya go.

Me, in blackface, singing Al Jolson songs and doing minstrel gags: the purpose of this character is to empower children of color you IDIOT

Sheriff John Bunnell, rock hard from beyond the grave

Wait he’s alive

The most "technically true" headline in history.

It misleads with a headline that any person reading on Nov. 10 would assume means he was fighting to extend the shutdown beyond Sunday.

But if you actually read the article, it very specifically says he didn't want anyone to fold "before November."

Even more boring and ham-fisted is that they're intensely motivated to work less and avoid being personally inconvenienced. I'm starting to think the whole body of your field's knowledge pales in comparison to the effect of potentially missing a flight home for a 3-day weekend on their behavior.

Retirement luncheon speech for a tenured faculty member who hung on until their 80s and has been deadwood for 25 years.

Lying and saying it was an R63 AMG, trying to save face

He’s going to be such a boring and functional and competent mayor and it’s going to drive a large number of people (more) insane.

I've been listening to people scold me for thirty years about what brilliant, savvy political tacticians all of the Democratic leaders are, but tbh I think it's pretty clear random people picked out of a phone book would do your job better than you.

I've watched that video a number of times and the best part is that Nicolae has read enough books to know what's coming and Elena hasn't so she's still screaming at everyone like she's in charge.

Never gets old.

Is there a more definitive way to show that you don't read than to announce out loud that you do read

Well of course she looks bad if you're going to fight dirty by noticing things happening in reality

It doesn't have to work, it's the only strategy they're willing to try. Some day the Politics Referee will award them a victory for doing politics The Right Way.