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Bubblegum and a Boo look alike are now in the shop! Grab them up before someone else adopts them, or don’t and keep getting haunted in your office. Up to you! ectowash.etsy.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bubblegum and a Boo look alike are now in the shop! Grab them up before someone else adopts them, or don’t and keep getting haunted in your office. Up to you! ectowash.etsy.com
Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.
Good Morning Ghost Scouts! Don’t forget to bring your registration information to the Welcome meeting tomorrow. We’ll be meeting up at 11am under the weeping willow tree during the Mystic Whisker’s usual adoption event at Batsquatch Parks & Rec.
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good Morning Ghost Scouts! Don’t forget to bring your registration information to the Welcome meeting tomorrow. We’ll be meeting up at 11am under the weeping willow tree during the Mystic Whisker’s usual adoption event at Batsquatch Parks & Rec.
As we start October, we are starting a new tradition to support the future generation of ghost hunters. Without further ado, welcome to Ghost Scout Week! Ectowash will be partnering with Mystic Whiskers to support Ghost Scouts with informative meet ups, field trips and craft classes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As we start October, we are starting a new tradition to support the future generation of ghost hunters. Without further ado, welcome to Ghost Scout Week! Ectowash will be partnering with Mystic Whiskers to support Ghost Scouts with informative meet ups, field trips and craft classes.
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com to potentially get your burning inquiries answered.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com to potentially get your burning inquiries answered.
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com or on our patreon (patreon.com/Ectowash )
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com or on our patreon (patreon.com/Ectowash )
Night Shift here: With all the spooky season kick off stuff we forgot to show you our Meatball amigurumi! Altessa was inspired and made a Bug/Boo version too. I think we’ve unlocked a new skill. What do you all think?
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Night Shift here: With all the spooky season kick off stuff we forgot to show you our Meatball amigurumi! Altessa was inspired and made a Bug/Boo version too. I think we’ve unlocked a new skill. What do you all think?
This is a great example of how ghosts refuse to get with the times too! This is why we continue to stay #4theliving . Stay vigilant, pals!
September 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is a great example of how ghosts refuse to get with the times too! This is why we continue to stay #4theliving . Stay vigilant, pals!
Did you know? Our September Newsletter, Spectral Insights, comes out on Monday the 15th and it is totally free! Signup either on Substacks or Patreon. Links in bio and below. Stay vigilant by staying up to date on the latest Ghost news.
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September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Did you know? Our September Newsletter, Spectral Insights, comes out on Monday the 15th and it is totally free! Signup either on Substacks or Patreon. Links in bio and below. Stay vigilant by staying up to date on the latest Ghost news.
www.patreon.com/EctoWash
www.patreon.com/EctoWash
Nightshift here: We’re still working on our crocheting projects. First attempt at Meatball ended up being challenging. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised since you can’t capture him on camera.
September 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Nightshift here: We’re still working on our crocheting projects. First attempt at Meatball ended up being challenging. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised since you can’t capture him on camera.
Onlyfans but it’s just us writing our silly little adventures hunting ghosts with our clairvoyant cat pals. Interested? Good news, this is exactly what our Patreon is right now! Memes and monthly newsletters are free. Stay vigilant!
September 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Onlyfans but it’s just us writing our silly little adventures hunting ghosts with our clairvoyant cat pals. Interested? Good news, this is exactly what our Patreon is right now! Memes and monthly newsletters are free. Stay vigilant!
August's edition of the Spectral Insight newsletter is now up on our website for all to view. If you haven't yet, enjoy these compelling articles.
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September 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
August's edition of the Spectral Insight newsletter is now up on our website for all to view. If you haven't yet, enjoy these compelling articles.
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Aww, the Research & Clairvoyant Cat divisions are having a paint ‘n sip night for SPS team building. They have 3 options, which do you think they should do?
August 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Aww, the Research & Clairvoyant Cat divisions are having a paint ‘n sip night for SPS team building. They have 3 options, which do you think they should do?
You can read the 13th issue now on our website! Want it faster? Sign up for free on our patreon (patreon.com/EctoWash) to get the newsletter first so you can keep up on the latest ghost info. Stay vigilant!
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August 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You can read the 13th issue now on our website! Want it faster? Sign up for free on our patreon (patreon.com/EctoWash) to get the newsletter first so you can keep up on the latest ghost info. Stay vigilant!
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Celebrity judge Meatball will be there in person with his crystal ball, so you don’t want to miss it! Don’t forget your sunblock and your ghost deterrent soap as you watch the live captures and pamper our clairvoyant pals.
#caturday
#caturday
August 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Celebrity judge Meatball will be there in person with his crystal ball, so you don’t want to miss it! Don’t forget your sunblock and your ghost deterrent soap as you watch the live captures and pamper our clairvoyant pals.
#caturday
#caturday
Live, Laugh, Love is out and the three Cs of Ectowash are in. Stay vigilant and don’t forget your ghost deterrent soaps as you prep for the new week!
July 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Live, Laugh, Love is out and the three Cs of Ectowash are in. Stay vigilant and don’t forget your ghost deterrent soaps as you prep for the new week!
More on this as it deveops!
July 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
More on this as it deveops!
Did you forget to sign up for the newsletter before today? Have no fear, Patreon is here! Just sign up for the free tier and you can access it right now. Go to patreon.com/ectowash to keep up on the newest spectral insights each month.
July 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Did you forget to sign up for the newsletter before today? Have no fear, Patreon is here! Just sign up for the free tier and you can access it right now. Go to patreon.com/ectowash to keep up on the newest spectral insights each month.
In honor of Dr. Geist’s new funding for butt punching ghost solutions, we’d like to shoutout her alumni. If you are considering studying ghosts and ghost management solutions, we recommend PP! 🧵
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In honor of Dr. Geist’s new funding for butt punching ghost solutions, we’d like to shoutout her alumni. If you are considering studying ghosts and ghost management solutions, we recommend PP! 🧵
Not so sure he finished based on the results though. We have a few alumni here at HQ too. Go Banshees!
July 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Not so sure he finished based on the results though. We have a few alumni here at HQ too. Go Banshees!
This one is almost 50/50 on if it is actually haunted. Would recommend a professional check before bringing into your house. 😎🧼👻
July 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This one is almost 50/50 on if it is actually haunted. Would recommend a professional check before bringing into your house. 😎🧼👻
If your team is in any way successful make sure to ask your managers for ghost management before the ghosties realize it. Stay vigilant pals!
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If your team is in any way successful make sure to ask your managers for ghost management before the ghosties realize it. Stay vigilant pals!
The spooky summer season has officially begun with the July full moon! We got notified via this postcard from Bug & Boo at Mystic Whiskers. While you enjoy your moon lite adventures, don’t forget to pack your ghost deterrent soaps and, as always, stay vigilant ghost scouts! #summerween
July 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The spooky summer season has officially begun with the July full moon! We got notified via this postcard from Bug & Boo at Mystic Whiskers. While you enjoy your moon lite adventures, don’t forget to pack your ghost deterrent soaps and, as always, stay vigilant ghost scouts! #summerween
The maths don’t lie. Reminder: we are moving our free newsletter to Patreon. Please sign up before 7/15 to receive the July newsletter straight to your inbox. It is still completely free!
July 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The maths don’t lie. Reminder: we are moving our free newsletter to Patreon. Please sign up before 7/15 to receive the July newsletter straight to your inbox. It is still completely free!
If you are deprived of good supportive vibes in your life, don’t turn to these fake ghosties, but to fellow living like a coven or adopting a clairvoyant cat. Stay vigilant!
July 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you are deprived of good supportive vibes in your life, don’t turn to these fake ghosties, but to fellow living like a coven or adopting a clairvoyant cat. Stay vigilant!