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People tend to forget fog and mist continue past October. It’s still spoopy at HQ and not just because of all the third eye cat stuffies everywhere. Stay vigilant scouts!
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
People tend to forget fog and mist continue past October. It’s still spoopy at HQ and not just because of all the third eye cat stuffies everywhere. Stay vigilant scouts!
Oops! All clairvoyant cats! It’s caturday and between Mystic Whisker’s adoption event and all these amigurumi third eye cats in the office, we are feeling the feline presence. You know what to do. PET. THAT. CAT.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oops! All clairvoyant cats! It’s caturday and between Mystic Whisker’s adoption event and all these amigurumi third eye cats in the office, we are feeling the feline presence. You know what to do. PET. THAT. CAT.
We have many experts on our team who love to talk about their field of expertise. Who would you like to answer your burning questions next? Let us know in the comments and they might be next for Ask An Expert, Winter Solstice Edition!
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We have many experts on our team who love to talk about their field of expertise. Who would you like to answer your burning questions next? Let us know in the comments and they might be next for Ask An Expert, Winter Solstice Edition!
Bubblegum and a Boo look alike are now in the shop! Grab them up before someone else adopts them, or don’t and keep getting haunted in your office. Up to you! ectowash.etsy.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bubblegum and a Boo look alike are now in the shop! Grab them up before someone else adopts them, or don’t and keep getting haunted in your office. Up to you! ectowash.etsy.com
Scouts, we got many emails about this so let’s clear the air. Dr. Geist is a Poltergeist Polytech alumni not an actual banshee from the Emerald Isles. Yes, there is a huge difference. No, meeting Dr. Geist doesn’t mean a family member will die soon.
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Scouts, we got many emails about this so let’s clear the air. Dr. Geist is a Poltergeist Polytech alumni not an actual banshee from the Emerald Isles. Yes, there is a huge difference. No, meeting Dr. Geist doesn’t mean a family member will die soon.
In case you missed it, Dr. Geist had her Ask An Expert session last Friday & has agreed to continue to answer questions via email for the next month! Get your questions in by emailing info@ectowash.com .
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
In case you missed it, Dr. Geist had her Ask An Expert session last Friday & has agreed to continue to answer questions via email for the next month! Get your questions in by emailing info@ectowash.com .
If you too got an extra hour this past Sunday to do daylight savings, congrats! We here at HQ basked in the fact that we got a bonus hour to protect the living. Take that, ghosties!
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you too got an extra hour this past Sunday to do daylight savings, congrats! We here at HQ basked in the fact that we got a bonus hour to protect the living. Take that, ghosties!
Night shift here with a giant coffee in one hand and a cauldron of candy from the weekend in the other. Weekend crew and day shift both reported the spoopy apparition storm is still going strong. Let’s capture these ghosties and mitigate them completely! 😎🧼👻
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Night shift here with a giant coffee in one hand and a cauldron of candy from the weekend in the other. Weekend crew and day shift both reported the spoopy apparition storm is still going strong. Let’s capture these ghosties and mitigate them completely! 😎🧼👻
Did you know? Most ghosties aren’t literate but the ones that are will be super annoyed when we post online because of all the attention it is taking away from them. If a real ghost is reading this right now, move on already! #4theliving
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Did you know? Most ghosties aren’t literate but the ones that are will be super annoyed when we post online because of all the attention it is taking away from them. If a real ghost is reading this right now, move on already! #4theliving
Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.
With the spookiest day of the year being on a friday, we feel it our civic duty to discount the Etsy shop so you can stay vigilant. Discount code: THIRDEYECAT will get you 15% off all shop products. We got you!
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October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
With the spookiest day of the year being on a friday, we feel it our civic duty to discount the Etsy shop so you can stay vigilant. Discount code: THIRDEYECAT will get you 15% off all shop products. We got you!
ectowash.etsy.com?coupon=THIRD...
ectowash.etsy.com?coupon=THIRD...
Ghosties definitely were to blame for the Louvre heist and we’ll prove it as soon as the authorities return Dr. Geist’s emails. This is why we all need to stay vigilant scouts!
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ghosties definitely were to blame for the Louvre heist and we’ll prove it as soon as the authorities return Dr. Geist’s emails. This is why we all need to stay vigilant scouts!
Everywhere we look in the office we see a clairvoyant cat and/or a third eye amigurumi cat in their liking. It's fantastic! So far no possession on these stuffed animals so R&D are celebrating by doing a crafting circle this afternoon. Stay vigilant scouts and spooky time on! We got you. 😎🐈⬛🐈🧼🧼🧼👻
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Everywhere we look in the office we see a clairvoyant cat and/or a third eye amigurumi cat in their liking. It's fantastic! So far no possession on these stuffed animals so R&D are celebrating by doing a crafting circle this afternoon. Stay vigilant scouts and spooky time on! We got you. 😎🐈⬛🐈🧼🧼🧼👻
Good Morning Ghost Scouts! Don’t forget to bring your registration information to the Welcome meeting tomorrow. We’ll be meeting up at 11am under the weeping willow tree during the Mystic Whisker’s usual adoption event at Batsquatch Parks & Rec.
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Good Morning Ghost Scouts! Don’t forget to bring your registration information to the Welcome meeting tomorrow. We’ll be meeting up at 11am under the weeping willow tree during the Mystic Whisker’s usual adoption event at Batsquatch Parks & Rec.
As we start October, we are starting a new tradition to support the future generation of ghost hunters. Without further ado, welcome to Ghost Scout Week! Ectowash will be partnering with Mystic Whiskers to support Ghost Scouts with informative meet ups, field trips and craft classes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As we start October, we are starting a new tradition to support the future generation of ghost hunters. Without further ado, welcome to Ghost Scout Week! Ectowash will be partnering with Mystic Whiskers to support Ghost Scouts with informative meet ups, field trips and craft classes.
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com to potentially get your burning inquiries answered.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com to potentially get your burning inquiries answered.
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com or on our patreon (patreon.com/Ectowash )
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to info@ectowash.com or on our patreon (patreon.com/Ectowash )
Night Shift here: With all the spooky season kick off stuff we forgot to show you our Meatball amigurumi! Altessa was inspired and made a Bug/Boo version too. I think we’ve unlocked a new skill. What do you all think?
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Night Shift here: With all the spooky season kick off stuff we forgot to show you our Meatball amigurumi! Altessa was inspired and made a Bug/Boo version too. I think we’ve unlocked a new skill. What do you all think?
Sorry for the radio silence ghost scouts, as many of you know spooky season started on Monday which led to the usual ghostie shenanigans around our office. We think it’s kinda like their April Fools day, but they are so lazy they don’t come up with a name for it. All clear now though!
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sorry for the radio silence ghost scouts, as many of you know spooky season started on Monday which led to the usual ghostie shenanigans around our office. We think it’s kinda like their April Fools day, but they are so lazy they don’t come up with a name for it. All clear now though!
This is a great example of how ghosts refuse to get with the times too! This is why we continue to stay #4theliving . Stay vigilant, pals!
September 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is a great example of how ghosts refuse to get with the times too! This is why we continue to stay #4theliving . Stay vigilant, pals!
Night shift here: It's stormy at HQ which is perfect crocheting weather! Maybe tonight is the night I make a cute Meatball rendition and not something in cahoots with the devil. Wish me luck!
September 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Night shift here: It's stormy at HQ which is perfect crocheting weather! Maybe tonight is the night I make a cute Meatball rendition and not something in cahoots with the devil. Wish me luck!
Spectral Insights: The Ectowash Newsletter
Sept 2025, Issue 15
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September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Did you know? Our September Newsletter, Spectral Insights, comes out on Monday the 15th and it is totally free! Signup either on Substacks or Patreon. Links in bio and below. Stay vigilant by staying up to date on the latest Ghost news.
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September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Did you know? Our September Newsletter, Spectral Insights, comes out on Monday the 15th and it is totally free! Signup either on Substacks or Patreon. Links in bio and below. Stay vigilant by staying up to date on the latest Ghost news.
www.patreon.com/EctoWash
www.patreon.com/EctoWash
Meatball Announcement: There will be a ghost butt puncher seminar next Wed in safe room 42 put on by Dr. Geist. Please sign up so we have enough lunches for all.
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Meatball Announcement: There will be a ghost butt puncher seminar next Wed in safe room 42 put on by Dr. Geist. Please sign up so we have enough lunches for all.
Att: Research & Clairvoyant Cat Divisions would like to formally thank Intern N. Specter for her diligence during the Thurs night paint ‘n sip.
September 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Att: Research & Clairvoyant Cat Divisions would like to formally thank Intern N. Specter for her diligence during the Thurs night paint ‘n sip.