Matt
@ecpb.bsky.social
Come to the Providence bathhouse and I'll take care of you 😘
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Come to the Providence bathhouse and I'll take care of you 😘
These aren't Triceps, they're DO-ceps
August 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
These aren't Triceps, they're DO-ceps
Until you posted here and let us all figure it out
June 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Until you posted here and let us all figure it out
Did you say "what's thou been up to?"
Thou???
Thou???
March 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Did you say "what's thou been up to?"
Thou???
Thou???
Wait -- sex cyborgs? That sounds promising but I'm scared to Google it.
March 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Wait -- sex cyborgs? That sounds promising but I'm scared to Google it.
Yeah but these overlords better be putting out too, because maybe sometimes I want to be the overlord
March 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Yeah but these overlords better be putting out too, because maybe sometimes I want to be the overlord
PS it has been a stressful week at work and I have been drinking alcohol
March 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
PS it has been a stressful week at work and I have been drinking alcohol
"You're a Libra?"
"Yeah dawg I got the tattoo right here." (He called her "dawg")
"It's no wonder you like the weights!" She elbows him playfully
"Yeah dawg I got the tattoo right here." (He called her "dawg")
"It's no wonder you like the weights!" She elbows him playfully
March 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"You're a Libra?"
"Yeah dawg I got the tattoo right here." (He called her "dawg")
"It's no wonder you like the weights!" She elbows him playfully
"Yeah dawg I got the tattoo right here." (He called her "dawg")
"It's no wonder you like the weights!" She elbows him playfully
"Look at this," she says, stroking his bulging arms. "You must come here all the time!"
"I can't come here as much as I used to with this hip problem I've got."
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
"I can't come here as much as I used to with this hip problem I've got."
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
March 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Look at this," she says, stroking his bulging arms. "You must come here all the time!"
"I can't come here as much as I used to with this hip problem I've got."
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
"I can't come here as much as I used to with this hip problem I've got."
I LOVE THIS WOMAN
Another time I was in the elevator with one other individual. He must have seen that I was having Feelings because he reached out, hugged me, and said "we love you baby."
I'm choosing to focus more on the second experience than the first.
I'm choosing to focus more on the second experience than the first.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Another time I was in the elevator with one other individual. He must have seen that I was having Feelings because he reached out, hugged me, and said "we love you baby."
I'm choosing to focus more on the second experience than the first.
I'm choosing to focus more on the second experience than the first.
Two interactions with strangers worth mentioning:
I must have dropped some of my drink tickets at one point. Whoever found them didn't think to return them to the individual whose name and room number were written on the tickets, instead he had himself a good ol' time at the tequila bar.
I must have dropped some of my drink tickets at one point. Whoever found them didn't think to return them to the individual whose name and room number were written on the tickets, instead he had himself a good ol' time at the tequila bar.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Two interactions with strangers worth mentioning:
I must have dropped some of my drink tickets at one point. Whoever found them didn't think to return them to the individual whose name and room number were written on the tickets, instead he had himself a good ol' time at the tequila bar.
I must have dropped some of my drink tickets at one point. Whoever found them didn't think to return them to the individual whose name and room number were written on the tickets, instead he had himself a good ol' time at the tequila bar.
The risk paid off handsomely. They were utterly great to me, showed me nothing but kindness. I am so, so glad I took that risk, and hope very much I'll get to see more of them in the upcoming months!
The feelings I experienced in the end were priceless: worth any lengths to feel.
The feelings I experienced in the end were priceless: worth any lengths to feel.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The risk paid off handsomely. They were utterly great to me, showed me nothing but kindness. I am so, so glad I took that risk, and hope very much I'll get to see more of them in the upcoming months!
The feelings I experienced in the end were priceless: worth any lengths to feel.
The feelings I experienced in the end were priceless: worth any lengths to feel.
Things turned around pretty sharply when I realized (or, more precisely, when Jamie forced me to realize) that there was a lot more going on than I was letting myself see.
I also took a big risk and laid out everything that was going on in my mind to two near-strangers.
I also took a big risk and laid out everything that was going on in my mind to two near-strangers.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Things turned around pretty sharply when I realized (or, more precisely, when Jamie forced me to realize) that there was a lot more going on than I was letting myself see.
I also took a big risk and laid out everything that was going on in my mind to two near-strangers.
I also took a big risk and laid out everything that was going on in my mind to two near-strangers.
I mean, it was really nice spending time with friends, but it wasn't a unique $2000+ experience going to dinners and drinks with friends; it just wasn't what I needed the cruise to be.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I mean, it was really nice spending time with friends, but it wasn't a unique $2000+ experience going to dinners and drinks with friends; it just wasn't what I needed the cruise to be.
I'd been on two Atlantis Cruises before, in 2003 & 2004. On those cruises, the primary way to meet people was at the Big Party Nights. I brought that assumption with me, and, when I hadn't met anyone new by the third night, I fell into a deep pit of despair.
It wasn't pretty.
It wasn't pretty.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'd been on two Atlantis Cruises before, in 2003 & 2004. On those cruises, the primary way to meet people was at the Big Party Nights. I brought that assumption with me, and, when I hadn't met anyone new by the third night, I fell into a deep pit of despair.
It wasn't pretty.
It wasn't pretty.