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Another meh wine from Primal Wines. Taste like bland straw water. Nothing interesting. Not even as a table wine
November 10, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Meh Wine. Wouldn’t buy again from primal wines
November 8, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Anarchy wine
October 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Went to take a photo of my food and the flash went off. His the phone
October 3, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I accidentally poured sparking wine into my wine glass. Need to drink this water fast before wine shows up. The music is loud and bumping
October 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Apparently there is a club upstairs. Everyone here is on a date or in a group. I’m definitely the only person here who is not just alone but looking at his phone
October 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Unexpected layover in Paris. Decided to spend a few nights after long travel. Booked the SO hotel last minute. Hoping for. Fancy hotel to relax in. It’s Emily in Paris
October 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #318,862!
October 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I’ve been in SF for two hours and I’ve already had to download two new apps
January 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Got up at 530 am
Starbucks 6am
Parked at snowbird 630 am
Pretty sure the parking lot is full by 7am

And this is a bluebird day. No fresh snow
January 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Did an AI right this?
this dude is talking to muppets
July 25, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Goat cheese in olive oil and thyme. So simple. So delicious
July 25, 2023 at 8:47 PM
When I refuse to acknowledge you because I don’t get any beef skewers
July 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Been a while since I’ve flown budget airline in Europe.

Walk to the furthest terminal. Go through security. Walk to gate. Check ticket. Queue to get on bus. Get on bus. Arrive at island terminal. Queue at island gate. Check ticket. Queue in front of plane. Check ticket again. Board plane.
July 19, 2023 at 12:02 PM
Amazing Uber driver upgrades to GTA mode to get ORY.

Forgot how France loves putting all liquids in tiny plastic bags.
July 19, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Crash on the Bp Périphérique. 45m Uber to ORY going to be 2H+.

Still think I can make TO7698
July 19, 2023 at 10:12 AM
This guy ahead of me at the coffee sho was wearing these. I really like them but don’t know who makes them
July 18, 2023 at 8:48 PM