RFK Jr.: Vaccines No More Effective Than Drinking Horseshoe Crab Blood Straight theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist
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There are so many justifications for getting phones out of schools and he just had to pick the one that was the most batshit crazy

First time checking out the Palm Springs Art Museum

Bernie Sanders: "You're coming before this committee and you say you're pro-vaccine, and yet your organization is making money selling a child's product for to parents for $26 which casts fundamental doubt on the usefulness of vaccines."

New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
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My first-ever Apple product was an iPod Video I bought in 2006. My second Apple product is an iPhone 16 I bought today after years of being ostracized for my green text bubbles. 🤪

Hiking Whitewater Preserve.

New Financial Report Finds Economy Invincible Forever This Time
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Yeah, but when are we going to get the Epstein Files his followers are always asking about? 🤔

Will work for belly rubs

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.