We told you.

I think my writing partner @ecittadino.bsky.social and I are about to exhume an old TV pilot and start all over—with time we don’t have. Wish us luck!

@ecittadino.bsky.social and I have just about perfected the 7 layers of love that is lasagne alla Bolognese. Sublime Christmas on a plate.

More fun with pasta with @ecittadino.bsky.social

People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.

Un spaghetto rustico per cena stasera, fatto in casa con @ecittadino.bsky.social

Hey, Netflix, I know you wanted me to love the central personality in your first episode of #ChefsTableNoodles, but he kinda comes off as a privileged LA douche. Don’t you think there might have been a better way to frame his story?

Roses are red.
I’d gladly hurl trump into the volcano on Vanuatu.

It’s about to be Prime Rib night here at Casa Sforpezza, with chef @ecittadino.bsky.social at the helm.

@nytimes.com Please have a chat with your crossword editor about getting a goddamn clue.

Everybody already knew the bullshit artist was lying, and now you want us to act all surprised. Don’t insult your readers’ intelligence.

High on my list of simple pleasures is a frosty Manhattan with ecittadino.bsky.social. What’s your comfort cocktail?