Richard Lee Atwood
@dickatwood.bsky.social
Later-in-life writer of undiscovered TV series, food lover, hedonist, humanist, humorist, doctor, and bold home improver. Please slip into my DMs if you want to buy a cool TV series about Pompeii.
@cincopaul.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com
Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?
Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
@cincopaul.bsky.social and @benstiller.redhour.com
Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?
Isn’t there some way we can sever Josh and Melissa and make them go ding with pupil dilation when they cross that bridge? Please work on that, maybe?
Pretty sure I know how the bargain went down:
Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things.
Don: What’s in it for me?
Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am.
Don:
#MAGA
Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things.
Don: What’s in it for me?
Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am.
Don:
#MAGA
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Pretty sure I know how the bargain went down:
Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things.
Don: What’s in it for me?
Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am.
Don:
#MAGA
Elon: I’ll get you into the Oval, but you have to let me run things.
Don: What’s in it for me?
Elon: I’ll make you as rich as I am.
Don:
#MAGA
Isn’t anyone worried about Air Force One crashing?
February 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Isn’t anyone worried about Air Force One crashing?
February 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Without looking it up, what date is the Ides of April?
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Without looking it up, what date is the Ides of April?
See what i did there?
February 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
See what i did there?
I really hate the thought that the person flying my plane was hired only because he’s white and male.
February 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I really hate the thought that the person flying my plane was hired only because he’s white and male.
Tonight’s side vegetable is so gay it wants to be called Broccoli Robert.
February 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tonight’s side vegetable is so gay it wants to be called Broccoli Robert.
@cincopaul.bsky.social
Well, I tried.
Well, I tried.
January 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@cincopaul.bsky.social
Well, I tried.
Well, I tried.
@ecittadino.bsky.social and I have just about perfected the 7 layers of love that is lasagne alla Bolognese. Sublime Christmas on a plate.
December 25, 2024 at 1:06 AM
@ecittadino.bsky.social and I have just about perfected the 7 layers of love that is lasagne alla Bolognese. Sublime Christmas on a plate.
We just realized we have three beloved DēLonghi products that talk to each other.
Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot.
Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool!
Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal.
Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!
Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot.
Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool!
Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal.
Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!
products.talk
December 24, 2024 at 11:37 PM
We just realized we have three beloved DēLonghi products that talk to each other.
Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot.
Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool!
Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal.
Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!
Espresso machine to toaster oven: You’re hot.
Oven to Pinguino air conditioner: You’re so cool!
Pinguino A/C to Espresso machine: Looks like you blew a seal.
Pinguino: It’s ice cream!!
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
@support.bsky.team It’s “Invasion of the Fem Bots” here at Bluesky. My only followers seem to be pretty ladies who don’t exist.
December 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
@support.bsky.team It’s “Invasion of the Fem Bots” here at Bluesky. My only followers seem to be pretty ladies who don’t exist.
If a sitting president is immune from prosecution, shouldn’t that mean he can’t sue anyone? There must be some case law addressing the idea that a suit brought by an immune party abridges the rights of the defendant. Is it even possible for the defendant to win?
December 18, 2024 at 3:05 PM
If a sitting president is immune from prosecution, shouldn’t that mean he can’t sue anyone? There must be some case law addressing the idea that a suit brought by an immune party abridges the rights of the defendant. Is it even possible for the defendant to win?
So I guess it wasn’t the lack of prayer in schools.
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
So I guess it wasn’t the lack of prayer in schools.
It’s a pancake kind of morning.
December 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
It’s a pancake kind of morning.
I think my writing partner @ecittadino.bsky.social and I are about to exhume an old TV pilot and start all over—with time we don’t have. Wish us luck!
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I think my writing partner @ecittadino.bsky.social and I are about to exhume an old TV pilot and start all over—with time we don’t have. Wish us luck!
Roses are red,
Is it laid, lain, or lay?
Is it laid, lain, or lay?
December 13, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Roses are red,
Is it laid, lain, or lay?
Is it laid, lain, or lay?
I’m loving every episode of #BlackDoves on @netflix.com, but @joebarton.bsky.social’s writing in Episode 2 is divinely inspired. Damn.
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I’m loving every episode of #BlackDoves on @netflix.com, but @joebarton.bsky.social’s writing in Episode 2 is divinely inspired. Damn.
Maybe for-profit companies should stay out of healthcare.
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Maybe for-profit companies should stay out of healthcare.
Sigh.
Honestly, I didn't want to fight in an American Civil War heading into retirement, but here we are!🤷♀️
December 13, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Sigh.
I won’t rest until I make the world understand how easy it is to make pasta a bagels from scratch.
December 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I won’t rest until I make the world understand how easy it is to make pasta a bagels from scratch.
More fun with pasta with @ecittadino.bsky.social
December 13, 2024 at 12:26 AM
More fun with pasta with @ecittadino.bsky.social
Starbucks is dead to us.
While we were at home making our own coffee, they’ve automated their filtered coffee. The machine decides how much cream and sugar you want. And if you don’t tell them you want it in advance, it’s a mess. Literally a mess.
Goodbye Starbucks. We loved you once.
While we were at home making our own coffee, they’ve automated their filtered coffee. The machine decides how much cream and sugar you want. And if you don’t tell them you want it in advance, it’s a mess. Literally a mess.
Goodbye Starbucks. We loved you once.
December 12, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Starbucks is dead to us.
While we were at home making our own coffee, they’ve automated their filtered coffee. The machine decides how much cream and sugar you want. And if you don’t tell them you want it in advance, it’s a mess. Literally a mess.
Goodbye Starbucks. We loved you once.
While we were at home making our own coffee, they’ve automated their filtered coffee. The machine decides how much cream and sugar you want. And if you don’t tell them you want it in advance, it’s a mess. Literally a mess.
Goodbye Starbucks. We loved you once.
I keep hearing that people are using impending tariffs as justification to buy things now.
STOP.
Remember, he lies about EVERYTHING.
STOP.
Remember, he lies about EVERYTHING.
December 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I keep hearing that people are using impending tariffs as justification to buy things now.
STOP.
Remember, he lies about EVERYTHING.
STOP.
Remember, he lies about EVERYTHING.