My four year old happily cleaned up his toys, went through the bathroom and pajamas routine with no fuss, and then put himself to sleep in his bed while I was in the bathroom.

Not sure if I should go buy a lottery ticket or kids’ Tylenol.

"While you were watching, a rock was cut out, but not by human hands. It struck the statue on its feet of iron and clay and smashed them. Then the iron, the clay, the bronze, the silver and the gold were all broken to pieces... But the rock became a mountain and filled the whole earth."

I need a journalist to get on this TikTok scheme like yesterday. I want a documentary detailing how long this was planned, all the closed-door deals, the lobbying, everyone who benefited, etc. We need the dirty details of this tech-oligarch maneuvering exposed to the public.

I just told my son that if he didn’t stop playing with his shadow and go to bed, I’d take his shadow away.

Idk how exactly I’m going to do that but I set a boundary so now I’m hoping he believes I can do that before I have to figure out how.