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DeadtoWrites
@echamel.bsky.social
Produced screenwriter and Post Story Producer (Nat Geo, HGTV, et al). Game writer and Murder Town Showrunner. Devourer of worlds (and media). Should have played Basketball, couldn't jump for shit.

For Most: He/Him
For Fascists: F*ck/You
Found just outside LA's Little Tokyo, there are some things that refuse to let the rain wash them away.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We are down to a single bag of candy but our spirits are high and our lights are still on.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ran out of candy last year. Not this time, Satan. Not this time... (-_-)

Happy Halloween, All!
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Had an 'Over the Garden Wall' themed Halloween party and one of our guests outdid themselves on the pumpkin painting. The moment she started mixing paints we knew it was going to be special. #overthegardenwall #pumpkin #painting #artsky
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not since the late 90s, random bottle. Not since the 90s....
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I must have missed that classic romp where Sgt. Stubby storms the beaches of Normandy, surviving only to withdraw from his pups due to severe PTSD and a rawhide addiction.

#filmsky
September 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Spotted by a friend's sister in Georgia. Her neighbors like to dress up their manatee mailbox for EVERY holiday. Any guesses which holiday this one represents?
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@aclu.org any chance someone can wake up the folks over at the ACLU of SoCal? Not exactly inspiring confidence in their after donation automated email.
June 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Finally found the store #writersky (and perhaps everyone) needs right now:
April 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's an indescribable feeling trying to pretend everything is alright while my nose and eyes burn from the ash of destroyed homes and lives mere miles away. I am tired.
January 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just an update about the #LAFires and #highwinds over here in the #SanGabrielValley - aside from a mangled canopy and downed branches in the street we are okay. Our sky is suffocated by a rain of ash. An evacuated friend is staying with us. Today is a day to take care of each other. Be kind.
January 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Is this an omen of 2025? Please tell me it's a good one. It's good, right? Help...
January 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And that's the show!

I hope we can all find even a fraction of the comfort and safety my dog has found this chilly winter's eve.

Goodnight all. And remember, there's only one more sleep till Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 6:20 AM
"Hey, is it cold out here or what?" "You have been asking me that all day and I don't have an answer because it's NOT IN THE SCRIPT."

There you have it folks. It's all about the script.
December 25, 2024 at 6:16 AM
"Hey, it's Frank Oz!"
December 25, 2024 at 6:14 AM
Bonus Features: the Bonus Features!!
December 25, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Get you a partner who is ready to throw hands like Miss Piggy.
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Knowing it's your fault and trying to find any other reason is relatable content.
December 25, 2024 at 5:52 AM
"...the house of sadness" is what my dad called out neighbor's home. Wasn't until I grew up that I realized they did a lot of meth next door. Thank you Muppets for keeping me naive for as long as you could.
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
"I knew you weren't suited for literature" is something I quote more often than I care to admit. Cashiers think I'm an 'eccentric'.
December 25, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Fun Fact fact: while being chased by a cat, Rizzo yells "I'm from New Jersey!"

Another Fun Fact: I considered spelling 'Jersey' in a local accent for MUCH too long.
December 25, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Society: "Get to the point."
Me:
December 24, 2024 at 9:07 PM
The real villain of Die Hard 2 (yes, It's a Christmas movie) isn't the corrupt para military commandos but this ol' bitch who admits to testing a taser on her small dog.
December 24, 2024 at 6:28 AM
🎙️It's that special time of the year again, folks! 🎙️

In this corner, wearing a dirty tank top and a New Yorker's smirk, we have defenders of Die Hard's Christmas pedigree.

In the other corner: no one cares!

Let's rumble!!
December 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The bots have arrived. I mentioned AI in a sarcastic response and was immediately followed by this account.

Your algorithm is trash. Please halt and catch fire.
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM