Earnest Cavalli
@ecavalli.bsky.social
Wordsmith. Cat dad. Grilled cheese sorcerer. PDX.
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Earnest Cavalli
@ecavalli.bsky.social
· Jun 11
About Me: I was once a talented video games critic, but then I grew up and became an even better corporate copywriter.
Mostly though, I’m raising four cats.
Mostly though, I’m raising four cats.
And with this new keyboard, I think I’ve totally run out of possible impulse buys. What a wretched problem to have!
ROG Strix Scope II X Gaming Keyboard | Aura RGB | Gaming Keyboards｜ROG - Republic of Gamers｜ROG USA
Experience ultimate gaming with the ROG Strix Scope II X featuring hot-swappable ROG NX Mechanical Switches V2, ergonomic design, and intuitive controls.
rog.asus.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
And with this new keyboard, I think I’ve totally run out of possible impulse buys. What a wretched problem to have!
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Gregg Mayles has just unveiled the full plan of Stop ‘N’ Swop, and its glorious!
December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gregg Mayles has just unveiled the full plan of Stop ‘N’ Swop, and its glorious!
Of all the most recent iPhones, it’s the most controversial, worst-selling version - the iPhone Air - that best suits my needs.
So, I’m upgrading, and going fully caseless. If I’m getting the overpriced, slinky model, I’m showing that shit off.
So, I’m upgrading, and going fully caseless. If I’m getting the overpriced, slinky model, I’m showing that shit off.
iPhone Air
The thinnest iPhone ever. With the power of the A19 Pro chip inside. The new Center Stage front camera. And Ceramic Shield front and back.
www.apple.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Of all the most recent iPhones, it’s the most controversial, worst-selling version - the iPhone Air - that best suits my needs.
So, I’m upgrading, and going fully caseless. If I’m getting the overpriced, slinky model, I’m showing that shit off.
So, I’m upgrading, and going fully caseless. If I’m getting the overpriced, slinky model, I’m showing that shit off.
It’s really nice dating someone who vastly prefers practical gifts over romantic ones.
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s really nice dating someone who vastly prefers practical gifts over romantic ones.
Setting up iCloud to serve my ~1TB comic collection directly to my reader app was kind of a pain, but having 30,000 comics available on demand anywhere is just so futuristic.
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Setting up iCloud to serve my ~1TB comic collection directly to my reader app was kind of a pain, but having 30,000 comics available on demand anywhere is just so futuristic.
First rule of boxing: Never bet on the white guy.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
First rule of boxing: Never bet on the white guy.
It’s cold, wet, and dreary here in Portland, so to cope I’m watching Jake Paul’s face get punched in every hour or so. It’s really brightened things up!
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s cold, wet, and dreary here in Portland, so to cope I’m watching Jake Paul’s face get punched in every hour or so. It’s really brightened things up!
It’s really dumb how much I like the new WoW player housing system.
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s really dumb how much I like the new WoW player housing system.
I sincerely worry that today’s youth have no idea how infinitely cool Slash is.
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I sincerely worry that today’s youth have no idea how infinitely cool Slash is.
I’ll be stunned if this stupid motherfucker can tie his own shoes.
Trump: "China has very few wind farms. You know why? Because they're smart. You know what they do have? A lot of coal ... we don't approve windmills."
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’ll be stunned if this stupid motherfucker can tie his own shoes.
I disagree. Republicans have given it exactly enough thought to recognize that “Obamacare” makes a black guy look competent. They simply can’t have that.
The Republicans really haven’t given healthcare policy even a few moments of thought. Every idea is just “take what insurance already is and make it less.”
Marshall on the GOP healthcare plan: "The other thing I would do is establish an invisible high-risk insurance pool, a reinsurance pool. And when people reach a certain amount of spending, say for cancer, they would go into this reinsurance pool & that protects everybody from a preexisting issue"
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I disagree. Republicans have given it exactly enough thought to recognize that “Obamacare” makes a black guy look competent. They simply can’t have that.
What a fascinating way to admit your orders are illegal!
Update: The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
Pentagon investigates Democratic senator for telling troops to refuse 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with "illegal orders."
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What a fascinating way to admit your orders are illegal!
I’m smoking a bowl of extremely THC-heavy Quarantine Kush. It has a post-inhale aftertaste that I can only describe as “like a 62-year-old C-suite executive driving a Mercedes while drowning in his father’s aftershave.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m smoking a bowl of extremely THC-heavy Quarantine Kush. It has a post-inhale aftertaste that I can only describe as “like a 62-year-old C-suite executive driving a Mercedes while drowning in his father’s aftershave.”
RIP Udo Kier. The perfect face for so many creepy, unhinged, and infinitely memorable characters.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
RIP Udo Kier. The perfect face for so many creepy, unhinged, and infinitely memorable characters.
I’m allergic to starving.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m allergic to starving.
Was there some sort of debate on this topic?
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Was there some sort of debate on this topic?
We all fell through a mirror, didn’t we?
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We all fell through a mirror, didn’t we?
At this point I have to assume that Zohran Mamdani smells amazing. Just wafting deliciousness at everyone he meets.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
At this point I have to assume that Zohran Mamdani smells amazing. Just wafting deliciousness at everyone he meets.
I was feeling a bit of malaise this morning, so I impulse-replaced my PC’s Xbox Elite Series 2 controller with a Razer Wolverine V3 Pro 8K.
It was a mental health purchase.
It was a mental health purchase.
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www.razer.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was feeling a bit of malaise this morning, so I impulse-replaced my PC’s Xbox Elite Series 2 controller with a Razer Wolverine V3 Pro 8K.
It was a mental health purchase.
It was a mental health purchase.
An abomination unto man.
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
An abomination unto man.
Kinda stunned to realize that the Steam Deck is nearly four years old.
November 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Kinda stunned to realize that the Steam Deck is nearly four years old.
Donald Trump is a pedophile whose long-awaited death will unquestionably improve humanity.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Donald Trump is a pedophile whose long-awaited death will unquestionably improve humanity.
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
I don’t know whether to cheer for the rat or be noticeably worried about where evolution is headed.
Wait, what? A RAT caught and ate a BAT? And there's video! What does it portend? — NPR
Scientists filmed bats to see how they communicate while swarming. They found a surprise: In urban settings, rats attack bats. What are the implications for bats ... and virus spread to humans?
apple.news
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don’t know whether to cheer for the rat or be noticeably worried about where evolution is headed.
The new Battle Royale game type in Battlefield 6 might be the best take on the genre I've played (even if it currently lacks a BR Solo mode).
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The new Battle Royale game type in Battlefield 6 might be the best take on the genre I've played (even if it currently lacks a BR Solo mode).