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ecakst.bsky.social
ally-cadabra
@ecakst.bsky.social
📍Denver
silly goose in a serious goose world 😔
little monster 👹

25 • He/Him
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i think i really do need to bring back me having facial hair it’s so serious
if you’re gonna ask to go to snapchat from tinder just to send me pictures of your face and not actually say anything everytime i talk to you im going to black you or ignore you like in what fucking world is that gonna make me want to meet you
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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“LGB without the T”
hey so actually go kill ypurslef
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
got high out of my mind last night and made out with a married woman 😳
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i’m genuinely curious and will 100% judge everyone for how they rank the states

tiermaker.com/create/state...
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the worst thing gay men can put in their bios are conservative, moderate, and any arrow or combination of arrows in that order.
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THATS MY STATE
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
yeah.
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
2,023 minutes of just lady gaga in october. down from 2,327 in september.
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this is just the year for me
Everyday. 🙂‍↕️
November 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i have been black out drunk so many times but i have never, ever been hungover which i think is wild
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
halloween costume for the clerb tmr 🫣
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my final team methinks :3 debating swapping someone for ampharos but idk
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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when men have tits rt if u agree
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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dick from bitches who use emoticons >>>>>
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
this is how some of yall look btw. never me tho.
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
all i’m saying is these mothers released some of their best work this year to save pop music from the boringness that the last few years have been
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the boy and his dragon tattoo (post leg day)
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
when gaga said “bout to cause a scene” and “a psychotic love theme, how bad do u want me” that called to me
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
i am too floridian to be leaving at 5am for the gym when it is 23° outside
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Woke up to go to the gym but at what cost
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i like that given my height i can figure out all the other heights of yall bc of the way the standard curve works
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
god this job is so unbearable i’m extremely happy that i only have 4 days left
October 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the horniest thing a gay man can do is turn off his headphones in the gym
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
begging for the dick until it’s hitting me right or whatever demi said
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i forgot to put on underwear before i left so now im free balling in track shorts inside a walmart
October 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM