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Mara (ernst und professionell)
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Mara (ernst und professionell) @ebsksjk.gay · Jul 6
haha imagine es wäre nicht bahnhof sondern yurihof… und statt gleis wäre es girls love…
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Have you ever heard of the ancient #Android releases called "Android Kreisdiagramm [Pie]" (German for "pie chart") and "Android Lutscher [Lollipop]" (another German word for "sucker")? No? Me neither.

Automatic AI translations were a mistake. I hate to see them on YouTube, Reddit... everywhere.
Screenshot of Android's release page with automatic English to German translations. Under the category "Older releases," the AI made horrible mistakes. It translated Android Pie into "Android Pie Chart" and Android Lollipop into "Android Sucker"
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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frauen 🥺
September 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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datingapps funktionieren nicht, ich muss auf einem flohmarkt aussehen als wäre ich kurz vorm heulen
September 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Frontschatten
September 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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lenamotion.bsky.social
Frei nach dem Videoexpress:

Früher hieß es Bundesbahn
und kam auch immer pünktlich an.
Heute, ach oh weh,
nennt es sich DB AG.
Jedes Gleis und jede Weiche,
teilt man in Geschäftsbereiche.
Bei den ganzen hin und her kann man sagen,
Bahner*innen haben's schwer.
September 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
ebsksjk.gay
mein kollege hat mir gerade nen actimel mit birdo drauf gegeben??? ist das nen hatecrime??
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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lenamotion.bsky.social
XLoad Bacon Train 🇨🇭
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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lenamotion.bsky.social
Reclaim the Streets!
September 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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lenamotion.bsky.social
Selbst der 430 wurde dafür geputzt! So sauber war die Stammstrecke noch nie!
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ebsksjk.gay
oh junge! bald 3 jahre hrt!
September 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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had to draw this
Art of two girls, one with a faux-realistic-style combat suit with a muzzle and collar with a leash on, and the other in an anime-inspired zip-up suit with bright red hair and a yellow scarf flowing in the wind. The first stares ahead, hands out, with a dead, glassy look. She says "Me and my Mecha Unit are melded together like flesh. When I exit the womb of the angel of death I can feel the monster I am for a brief moment before the post-combat sedatives kick in. My limbs are too short. My flesh too weak. My body too malleable. I only feel at peace when I am in Her, gnashing my teeth at the chance to enter the ring of glory and come out victorious. It is a brutal, animalistic life, and yet how am I supposed to pass for anything resembling a human when I've been taught to be nothing but a hound with a thirst for blood?" The anime-inspired girl says "Golly! That sounds intense! Me and my robot have been best friends since I was five years old and our bond lets us punch aliens with giant energy beam fists."
September 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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lenamotion.bsky.social
Who tells him? #TTTE
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. a laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. a decently solid android phone will act normal tumblr post by tlirsgender
September 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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wer noch nie nachts randomly debian installiert hat werfe den ersten stein
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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ich liebe meine dummer tochter macie
September 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Lest euch das bitte durch.
September 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ich wenn lustiger zug
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Mobile Suit Gundam The Witch from Mercury - Season 1 - Episode 06 - A Gloomy Song

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Mobile Suit Gundam The Witch from Mercury - Season 1 - Episode 06 - A Gloomy Song 21 minutes 50 seconds and 628 milliseconds
August 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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pipeline punch mit whiskey und 200mg progesteron ballert hart
August 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Yoooo Mikuburtstag!!!!! oo ee oo
August 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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What happened at #rheinmetallentwaffnen on #K3008 is horrible. The police is showing how increasingly fascist their actions have become and how they will manage protests against the militarization of this country. And they will manage it by brutally oppressing anyone against it.
August 31, 2025 at 10:30 AM