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Do people just not pay any attention when signing up for corporate benefits how much it costs??
It’s a universal health care program,
Michael, how much can it cost? $100?
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
5 stars on Lyft and Uber is gonna go on my resume
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s crazy that Postgres is free
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Everybody who laughs at this needs to be treated as a fascist and hostile to democratic principles that this country is founded on.
Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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this is not what market capitalization means. what this means is that if the US did nothing else, it could produce seven or so NVIDIAs every year.
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The greatest innovation of our time is not AI — it’s GLP-1.

Obesity is declining. And as obesity declines, so too will diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, and the many cancers linked to excess weight.

Making Ozempic for All a reality in America would revolutionize public health.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Filing complaints through the better business bureau is the best shit ever
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trying to cook a meal in a rice cooker is my biggest cooking failure to date
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The equivalent of man with dead fish on his hinge profile is girl that describes herself as a grandma in her bio. You’re welcome for this valuable information.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
How does one fail an open book exam exactly
NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The new citizenship test
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Can’t wait to go to jail because I had a discord channel called “antifa headquarters”
🚨The war on Antifa has begun, with the FBI canvassing informants for insights on the group, scrutinizing financial records and gathering intelligence on left-wing affinity groups, sources tell me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/inside-the...
Inside the War on Antifa
Feds target "affinity" groups, informant networks, the Tides Foundation, and more.
www.kenklippenstein.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
We can never ever let them delete the records of who is working for ice. Not a single one of those animals should escape accountability for crimes against our society.
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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We will need Nuremberg-like trials
ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When I hear snowflake I think database and I really don’t like that new feature of my brain…
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Zero index middle naming scheme for your kids is so cool
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Football fans love saying Brady’s the best athlete ever but I’ve yet to hear it anywhere else…
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The only thing that bothered me about breaking bad was the scene where Gus cleaned his bathroom with a toothbrush. There’s no way that guy had time for that.
September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You try to teach a man to fish but they never wanna fish
July 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A company like Apple should be genuinely embarrassed to have a product as bad as Siri shipping with all of their devices.
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Every time conservatives get the credit they deserve for doing something shitty there’s always one dipshit to chime in and say “hmmm well akshully democrats also do bad things”

Everybody knows this and you’re not making a good point, you’re just helping people justify voting for Trump.
Clinton, Obama, and Biden all did their share of bombing the Middle East too.
June 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s literally a reskinned xiaomi note which is $250 on amazon
cnbc.com CNBC @cnbc.com · Jun 17
The Trump Organization's newly-announced T1 smartphone will likely be made in China, experts said, despite claims the device will be manufactured in the U.S.
Trump's $499 smartphone will likely be made in China
The Trump Organization's newly-announced T1 smartphone will likely be made in China, experts said, despite claims the device will be manufactured in the U.S.
cnb.cx
June 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The first 90% of development seems to always take as much time as the last 10% for any project - I wonder if there’s a name for this phenomenon.
June 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Some moron is having an out loud speakerphone conversation on the plane right now. How do these people grow up without learning any respect for the people around them?
June 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM