Ebony
@ebonyorchid.bsky.social
Local neet who never leaves the house.
Sometimes I come off as an unhealthy cringey edgelord which idm.
I complain alot.
MDNI.
If being yourself is cringe then let yourself be cringe and free as long as you aren't hurting anyone
Sometimes I come off as an unhealthy cringey edgelord which idm.
I complain alot.
MDNI.
If being yourself is cringe then let yourself be cringe and free as long as you aren't hurting anyone
Last night my flatmate was crying about a guy saying I love you to his ex
Today being Valentines Day her friend decided to come over and make her pasta
Upgrades people UPGRADES!!!
Today being Valentines Day her friend decided to come over and make her pasta
Upgrades people UPGRADES!!!
February 14, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Last night my flatmate was crying about a guy saying I love you to his ex
Today being Valentines Day her friend decided to come over and make her pasta
Upgrades people UPGRADES!!!
Today being Valentines Day her friend decided to come over and make her pasta
Upgrades people UPGRADES!!!
Reposted by Ebony
I made the mistake of scrolling through Facebook for more than 5 minutes today. Thats on me.
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I made the mistake of scrolling through Facebook for more than 5 minutes today. Thats on me.
Someone: I can fix her
My medications: you absofuckinglutely cannot
My medications: you absofuckinglutely cannot
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Someone: I can fix her
My medications: you absofuckinglutely cannot
My medications: you absofuckinglutely cannot
Man maybe I should go back to therapy
Granted my last therapist sucked absolute ass but maybe I'll find a good one this time
Granted my last therapist sucked absolute ass but maybe I'll find a good one this time
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Man maybe I should go back to therapy
Granted my last therapist sucked absolute ass but maybe I'll find a good one this time
Granted my last therapist sucked absolute ass but maybe I'll find a good one this time
Me: My friends are busy today and thats why they aren't online
My Bain: Everyone fucking hates you and they aren't gonna tell you why so they can have fun watching you spiral by giving you the silent treatment then trying to gaslight you by saying "you know what you did"
Me: :(((
My Bain: Everyone fucking hates you and they aren't gonna tell you why so they can have fun watching you spiral by giving you the silent treatment then trying to gaslight you by saying "you know what you did"
Me: :(((
February 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Me: My friends are busy today and thats why they aren't online
My Bain: Everyone fucking hates you and they aren't gonna tell you why so they can have fun watching you spiral by giving you the silent treatment then trying to gaslight you by saying "you know what you did"
Me: :(((
My Bain: Everyone fucking hates you and they aren't gonna tell you why so they can have fun watching you spiral by giving you the silent treatment then trying to gaslight you by saying "you know what you did"
Me: :(((
Reposted by Ebony
I'm the strongest. Bring it on! :3
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I'm the strongest. Bring it on! :3
Sometimes I wonder if word censoring (like unalive) on social media is done to people cringe into not doing the thing like
"That censoring was so cringe imma not do that"
But then I remember they migrate to social media with less censorship because they find the censorship dumb and unnecessary
"That censoring was so cringe imma not do that"
But then I remember they migrate to social media with less censorship because they find the censorship dumb and unnecessary
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Sometimes I wonder if word censoring (like unalive) on social media is done to people cringe into not doing the thing like
"That censoring was so cringe imma not do that"
But then I remember they migrate to social media with less censorship because they find the censorship dumb and unnecessary
"That censoring was so cringe imma not do that"
But then I remember they migrate to social media with less censorship because they find the censorship dumb and unnecessary
Reposted by Ebony
neurodivergents really do the best board game parties, i just played catan for six consecutive hours & im not socially exhausted!
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
neurodivergents really do the best board game parties, i just played catan for six consecutive hours & im not socially exhausted!
When someone brings up something embarrassing to bully me or someone I barely know talks about it to others I gaslight myself into thinking they are obsessed with me
Someone: (remembers/trying to embarrass me with something I did)
Me: omg they think about that? God they are obsessed with me
Cope
Someone: (remembers/trying to embarrass me with something I did)
Me: omg they think about that? God they are obsessed with me
Cope
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 AM
When someone brings up something embarrassing to bully me or someone I barely know talks about it to others I gaslight myself into thinking they are obsessed with me
Someone: (remembers/trying to embarrass me with something I did)
Me: omg they think about that? God they are obsessed with me
Cope
Someone: (remembers/trying to embarrass me with something I did)
Me: omg they think about that? God they are obsessed with me
Cope
*Clicks every joint in my body*
People: "what the fuck-"
People: "what the fuck-"
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
*Clicks every joint in my body*
People: "what the fuck-"
People: "what the fuck-"
Anytime an alt band tries something new and it tanks so they don't try to branch out again my pal and I say they got "Folie à Deux'd"
In reference to how Fall Out Boy was treated when they released their album Folie à Deux
"That album was such a banger I can't believe they got Folie à Deux'd"
In reference to how Fall Out Boy was treated when they released their album Folie à Deux
"That album was such a banger I can't believe they got Folie à Deux'd"
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Anytime an alt band tries something new and it tanks so they don't try to branch out again my pal and I say they got "Folie à Deux'd"
In reference to how Fall Out Boy was treated when they released their album Folie à Deux
"That album was such a banger I can't believe they got Folie à Deux'd"
In reference to how Fall Out Boy was treated when they released their album Folie à Deux
"That album was such a banger I can't believe they got Folie à Deux'd"
Discovered Set It Off isn't on BlueSky
I love their music but alot of it is about betrayal and breakups and I wanted to tag them to ask who hurt them
Like holy shit they be going through it
I love their music but alot of it is about betrayal and breakups and I wanted to tag them to ask who hurt them
Like holy shit they be going through it
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Discovered Set It Off isn't on BlueSky
I love their music but alot of it is about betrayal and breakups and I wanted to tag them to ask who hurt them
Like holy shit they be going through it
I love their music but alot of it is about betrayal and breakups and I wanted to tag them to ask who hurt them
Like holy shit they be going through it
Becoming a discord kitten but instead of using the money for games and cutesy things I use the money to pay for specialist appointments
Who am I kidding I'll still get games and cute shit while paying for my health stuff
If I become a discord kitten
Who am I kidding I'll still get games and cute shit while paying for my health stuff
If I become a discord kitten
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Becoming a discord kitten but instead of using the money for games and cutesy things I use the money to pay for specialist appointments
Who am I kidding I'll still get games and cute shit while paying for my health stuff
If I become a discord kitten
Who am I kidding I'll still get games and cute shit while paying for my health stuff
If I become a discord kitten
What if we treat chronic constipation like how we treat eggbound chickens
Soaking in an ebsom salt bath to relax the muscles to see if that helps
Just don't shit in the bath
Soaking in an ebsom salt bath to relax the muscles to see if that helps
Just don't shit in the bath
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
What if we treat chronic constipation like how we treat eggbound chickens
Soaking in an ebsom salt bath to relax the muscles to see if that helps
Just don't shit in the bath
Soaking in an ebsom salt bath to relax the muscles to see if that helps
Just don't shit in the bath
Reposted by Ebony
They tried intimidation. Minnesota answered with people.
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
They tried intimidation. Minnesota answered with people.
Found out friend is not friend so time to spiral and isolate myself
Yippie!!!!!
Yippie!!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Found out friend is not friend so time to spiral and isolate myself
Yippie!!!!!
Yippie!!!!!
I VCed some newer friends for the first today to play a game and they told me I had a nice voice...
I didn't know how to process the compliment but I did thank them
It was nice to hear something like that every so often
Someone can text a compliment but it feels different hearing them speak it
I didn't know how to process the compliment but I did thank them
It was nice to hear something like that every so often
Someone can text a compliment but it feels different hearing them speak it
January 29, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I VCed some newer friends for the first today to play a game and they told me I had a nice voice...
I didn't know how to process the compliment but I did thank them
It was nice to hear something like that every so often
Someone can text a compliment but it feels different hearing them speak it
I didn't know how to process the compliment but I did thank them
It was nice to hear something like that every so often
Someone can text a compliment but it feels different hearing them speak it
Like wym if I want to get tested for skin cancer I have to pay $300???
If a doctor suspects cancer and refer the patient to a specialist then gets pressured by the everyone te get tested then get blamed for not being tested sooner DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO AFFORD IT
If a doctor suspects cancer and refer the patient to a specialist then gets pressured by the everyone te get tested then get blamed for not being tested sooner DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO AFFORD IT
Ykno what should be free?
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Like wym if I want to get tested for skin cancer I have to pay $300???
If a doctor suspects cancer and refer the patient to a specialist then gets pressured by the everyone te get tested then get blamed for not being tested sooner DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO AFFORD IT
If a doctor suspects cancer and refer the patient to a specialist then gets pressured by the everyone te get tested then get blamed for not being tested sooner DESPITE BEING UNABLE TO AFFORD IT
Ykno what should be free?
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Ykno what should be free?
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
Cancer tests and treatments
Testing for cancer, biopsies and such cost so much money which means people don't get tested and then are blamed for not getting the test sooner
We can barely live in this economy and now people can't afford things to save their life
I was alwayd confused as to why roll on deoderant said "protects for 48/72hrs" my brain was like
"But it washes off??? Whats the point???"
Turns out its if u don't shower in that time u still smell somewhat okay
I might be dumb
"But it washes off??? Whats the point???"
Turns out its if u don't shower in that time u still smell somewhat okay
I might be dumb
January 24, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I was alwayd confused as to why roll on deoderant said "protects for 48/72hrs" my brain was like
"But it washes off??? Whats the point???"
Turns out its if u don't shower in that time u still smell somewhat okay
I might be dumb
"But it washes off??? Whats the point???"
Turns out its if u don't shower in that time u still smell somewhat okay
I might be dumb
The government would rather spend more time getting homeless people arrested for sleeping in abandoned buildings than turning those building into housing/shelters and literally anything else other than sitting there purposeless
Everyone deserves housing and nature deserves to thrive
Everyone deserves housing and nature deserves to thrive
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The government would rather spend more time getting homeless people arrested for sleeping in abandoned buildings than turning those building into housing/shelters and literally anything else other than sitting there purposeless
Everyone deserves housing and nature deserves to thrive
Everyone deserves housing and nature deserves to thrive
Just in case anyone misinterprits this I am saying PROTECT historical and significant buildings but reuse or remove abandoned/hazardous buildings that aren't, well, being used
Would attempt to grow a garden if
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
Hey why the fuck are people being told food is "not an esssential"?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Just in case anyone misinterprits this I am saying PROTECT historical and significant buildings but reuse or remove abandoned/hazardous buildings that aren't, well, being used
Would attempt to grow a garden if
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
Hey why the fuck are people being told food is "not an esssential"?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Would attempt to grow a garden if
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
A) my body could tend to outdoor plants and make said food
B) IF THE GOVERNMENT WOULD REUSE ABANDONED BUILDINGS FOR HOUSING/SHOPS/ECT INSTEAD OF TURNING NATURE INTO CONCRETE BECAUSE "the buildings too old" TEAR THE OLD ONE DOWN AND PUT A NEW ONE IN THE SAME PLACE
Hey why the fuck are people being told food is "not an esssential"?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Hey why the fuck are people being told food is "not an esssential"?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
Fuck I forgot we photosynthese come on yall lets go outside because apparently supermarkets are a scam created to *checks notes* give us food in exchange for money so we can eat but food isn't an essential so we shouldn't eat?
One of my friends announced in vc that they got a job and I was happy for them but one of my other friends said not to say the word "job" because no one else in call had one...
BRO IF MY BODY WAS BUILT RIGHT I'D HAVE ONE TOO-
BRO IF MY BODY WAS BUILT RIGHT I'D HAVE ONE TOO-
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 AM
One of my friends announced in vc that they got a job and I was happy for them but one of my other friends said not to say the word "job" because no one else in call had one...
BRO IF MY BODY WAS BUILT RIGHT I'D HAVE ONE TOO-
BRO IF MY BODY WAS BUILT RIGHT I'D HAVE ONE TOO-