lying little earwig 🦐
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as it all piles up i wish i didn't bite my nails
What if we kissed under the anglerfish lure
June 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What if we kissed under the anglerfish lure
Happy pride y'all
June 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy pride y'all
I should've realized I was bisexual when I realized that I'd probably fall for siren songs and drown in order to see the beautiful women
May 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I should've realized I was bisexual when I realized that I'd probably fall for siren songs and drown in order to see the beautiful women
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"there is nothing worse than a spoon designed to lacerate your flesh"
"What if it also lacerates the flesh of a grapefruit?"
"What if it also lacerates the flesh of a grapefruit?"
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"there is nothing worse than a spoon designed to lacerate your flesh"
"What if it also lacerates the flesh of a grapefruit?"
"What if it also lacerates the flesh of a grapefruit?"
"you can go to work AFTER you finish Bram Stoker's Dracula"
May 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"you can go to work AFTER you finish Bram Stoker's Dracula"
Everything smells like pickles if you have a good enough imagination and enough pickle experience
May 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Everything smells like pickles if you have a good enough imagination and enough pickle experience
If I'm ever caught doing karaoke, check in and make sure I'm not being blackmailed or held at gunpoint
April 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If I'm ever caught doing karaoke, check in and make sure I'm not being blackmailed or held at gunpoint
After 4 years of working at my job and thousands of emails to my supervisor, she still doesn't spell my name correctly. It has to just be stubbornness at this point
March 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
After 4 years of working at my job and thousands of emails to my supervisor, she still doesn't spell my name correctly. It has to just be stubbornness at this point
Got really high and spent 20 minutes taking pictures of 2 slugs eating a cheez-it on the sidewalk
January 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Got really high and spent 20 minutes taking pictures of 2 slugs eating a cheez-it on the sidewalk
You're in his DMs, I'm friends with his mom on venmo
January 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You're in his DMs, I'm friends with his mom on venmo
Conquer? I barely knew her
December 22, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Conquer? I barely knew her
Demure and mindful? No, I'm feral and delusional
December 18, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Demure and mindful? No, I'm feral and delusional
Why Is My Cat Wet: A Saga
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Why Is My Cat Wet: A Saga
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rightwingers argue that detransitioners often regret transitioning ignoring that they make up less than 1% of all people who transition, and this opinion is usually from someone who is divorced, don’t see us trying to ban straight marriage even though on average it’s an institutional failure
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
rightwingers argue that detransitioners often regret transitioning ignoring that they make up less than 1% of all people who transition, and this opinion is usually from someone who is divorced, don’t see us trying to ban straight marriage even though on average it’s an institutional failure
Cuddling isn't enough, I need to clip through him like a poorly rendered video game character
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Cuddling isn't enough, I need to clip through him like a poorly rendered video game character
do Not tell me to wear an Outfit if I have to wear an Outfit i am Not Going
November 12, 2024 at 2:48 PM
do Not tell me to wear an Outfit if I have to wear an Outfit i am Not Going
Don't know who to follow on here so just following people with my name 🙃
July 1, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Don't know who to follow on here so just following people with my name 🙃
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No, no, of course I’m paying attention. It’s just that that man, whose literal job is to appear in movies and shows, looks like he might have possibly appeared on an episode of a procedural I half-watched ten years ago.
February 1, 2024 at 3:26 AM
No, no, of course I’m paying attention. It’s just that that man, whose literal job is to appear in movies and shows, looks like he might have possibly appeared on an episode of a procedural I half-watched ten years ago.
If you can't amuse yourself, how the hell are you gonna amuse anybody else
July 1, 2024 at 10:44 PM
If you can't amuse yourself, how the hell are you gonna amuse anybody else
For someone who swam competitively for 10 years, I am unreasonably afraid of deep water
June 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
For someone who swam competitively for 10 years, I am unreasonably afraid of deep water
My cat is SO SOFT and SO FUZZY and I love her SO MUCH
June 18, 2024 at 7:09 PM
My cat is SO SOFT and SO FUZZY and I love her SO MUCH
*discomulates your bob*
June 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
*discomulates your bob*
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shoutout to the lady at the corner store who
complimented my shirt
said “i’m not staring at your tits i’m just trying to read the shirt”
stared for a while
then said “low key i was staring at your tits, they’re great”
complimented my shirt
said “i’m not staring at your tits i’m just trying to read the shirt”
stared for a while
then said “low key i was staring at your tits, they’re great”
June 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
shoutout to the lady at the corner store who
complimented my shirt
said “i’m not staring at your tits i’m just trying to read the shirt”
stared for a while
then said “low key i was staring at your tits, they’re great”
complimented my shirt
said “i’m not staring at your tits i’m just trying to read the shirt”
stared for a while
then said “low key i was staring at your tits, they’re great”