Grow your hair out and shave your beard Drake - your career is over.
May 5, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Grow your hair out and shave your beard Drake - your career is over.
What did the general say to his soldiers when they wanted him to overthrow the government?
"That's coup."
"That's coup."
April 28, 2024 at 11:08 AM
What did the general say to his soldiers when they wanted him to overthrow the government?
"That's coup."
"That's coup."
How did they fuck me from wanting a window seat. Buckle up I'm scheduling isle seats - I'm not a fucking crazy person.
February 9, 2024 at 7:31 AM
How did they fuck me from wanting a window seat. Buckle up I'm scheduling isle seats - I'm not a fucking crazy person.
I love it when #tax companies say "biggest refund, guaranteed!"
Like, I'm not filing my taxes twice to check your work bitch. That's not legal
Like, I'm not filing my taxes twice to check your work bitch. That's not legal
February 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I love it when #tax companies say "biggest refund, guaranteed!"
Like, I'm not filing my taxes twice to check your work bitch. That's not legal
Like, I'm not filing my taxes twice to check your work bitch. That's not legal
Erm - it's still my cat right?
December 7, 2023 at 11:19 AM
Erm - it's still my cat right?
When ya see a car on a back road you aren't familiar with, and they are just all over the place sometimes but otherwise staying in the lines - mimic their swerve they know where the pot holes are.
November 16, 2023 at 4:46 AM
When ya see a car on a back road you aren't familiar with, and they are just all over the place sometimes but otherwise staying in the lines - mimic their swerve they know where the pot holes are.
So reddit hard changed their UI - now teddit is overloaded. Way to understand your market.
November 11, 2023 at 5:16 AM
So reddit hard changed their UI - now teddit is overloaded. Way to understand your market.
Cleaning up my shoes and throwing on some new laces, sorry for letting you down for too long Vans Fans :P
October 6, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Cleaning up my shoes and throwing on some new laces, sorry for letting you down for too long Vans Fans :P
There better be a pair of socks I need under you in the morning baby girl
October 5, 2023 at 7:12 AM
There better be a pair of socks I need under you in the morning baby girl
Still alive ✔️♟️clowns!
October 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Still alive ✔️♟️clowns!
Magic The Gathering with friends, and amazing build your own ramen.
October 4, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Magic The Gathering with friends, and amazing build your own ramen.
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GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
October 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
Well apparently Qanon thinks I'm going to perish because I'm vaccinated at 2:20EST tomorrow over a routine test of the FEMA alert system. I'll see you at 2:21 bitches.
October 4, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Well apparently Qanon thinks I'm going to perish because I'm vaccinated at 2:20EST tomorrow over a routine test of the FEMA alert system. I'll see you at 2:21 bitches.
Waiting on a new tire at the shop overnight I needed some stuff, so walked about a mile to a dollar store.
It's really hard to look cool in front of the cute girl walking cross the street while carrying a 24 pack of toilet paper home - just saying.
It's really hard to look cool in front of the cute girl walking cross the street while carrying a 24 pack of toilet paper home - just saying.
October 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Waiting on a new tire at the shop overnight I needed some stuff, so walked about a mile to a dollar store.
It's really hard to look cool in front of the cute girl walking cross the street while carrying a 24 pack of toilet paper home - just saying.
It's really hard to look cool in front of the cute girl walking cross the street while carrying a 24 pack of toilet paper home - just saying.