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Gabriel
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Grow your hair out and shave your beard Drake - your career is over.
May 5, 2024 at 7:27 AM
What did the general say to his soldiers when they wanted him to overthrow the government?

"That's coup."
April 28, 2024 at 11:08 AM
How did they fuck me from wanting a window seat. Buckle up I'm scheduling isle seats - I'm not a fucking crazy person.
February 9, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I love it when #tax companies say "biggest refund, guaranteed!"

Like, I'm not filing my taxes twice to check your work bitch. That's not legal
February 1, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Erm - it's still my cat right?
December 7, 2023 at 11:19 AM
I love so many videos you've made, never thought I would get to actually tell you. Thank you so much for being so genuine and teaching me so much.
November 16, 2023 at 7:52 AM
When ya see a car on a back road you aren't familiar with, and they are just all over the place sometimes but otherwise staying in the lines - mimic their swerve they know where the pot holes are.
November 16, 2023 at 4:46 AM
So reddit hard changed their UI - now teddit is overloaded. Way to understand your market.
November 11, 2023 at 5:16 AM
Cleaning up my shoes and throwing on some new laces, sorry for letting you down for too long Vans Fans :P
October 6, 2023 at 5:42 PM
There better be a pair of socks I need under you in the morning baby girl
October 5, 2023 at 7:12 AM
Still alive ✔️♟️clowns!
October 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Well, I'm not laughing at him - I'm laughing at the GOP for their brutal incompetence. They have a sliver of majority and can't do business as usual by coming to mutually beneficial agreement that allows each candidate to go home saying "we won here." Instead they're imploding like middle schoolers.
October 4, 2023 at 5:33 AM
Not just girl run - boy run too.
October 4, 2023 at 5:24 AM
#$@&%*! - I didn't know pigeon adoption was a thing, I can barely keep my cats alive.
October 4, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Magic The Gathering with friends, and amazing build your own ramen.
October 4, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Okay you savage - too true :)
October 4, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Gabriel
GOP learns the hard way: Turning the base up too high blows out your Speaker
October 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Well apparently Qanon thinks I'm going to perish because I'm vaccinated at 2:20EST tomorrow over a routine test of the FEMA alert system. I'll see you at 2:21 bitches.
October 4, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Waiting on a new tire at the shop overnight I needed some stuff, so walked about a mile to a dollar store.

It's really hard to look cool in front of the cute girl walking cross the street while carrying a 24 pack of toilet paper home - just saying.
October 3, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Hello world.
October 3, 2023 at 12:54 PM