easyoats
@easy-oats.bsky.social
Bookworm, Umineko fan, job haver irl. EN/ESP/CN/FR
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naming this the tightpants gambit
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
naming this the tightpants gambit
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Spent a weekend drafting a novel using Blake Snyder's Beat-sheet. Very fun exercise.
March 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Spent a weekend drafting a novel using Blake Snyder's Beat-sheet. Very fun exercise.
Thought of a banger tweet in the gym but forgot it as soon as I got back home.
March 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Thought of a banger tweet in the gym but forgot it as soon as I got back home.
Idgi, I have a massive headache everytime I wake up from sleeping, even though I'm sleeping for 8+ hours every night
March 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Idgi, I have a massive headache everytime I wake up from sleeping, even though I'm sleeping for 8+ hours every night
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Pop marts are evil bruh, how did i buy 5 boxes and still not get what i wanted 😭
March 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Pop marts are evil bruh, how did i buy 5 boxes and still not get what i wanted 😭
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see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.
I'm convinced happy people are some of the smartest people out there. Smart, happy and successful. This attracts like-minded, high energy, people. Success does breed more success.
March 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm convinced happy people are some of the smartest people out there. Smart, happy and successful. This attracts like-minded, high energy, people. Success does breed more success.
"We're going to kill you, stuff your minced meat in your intestines and cook a delicious meal." Is what I would tell a pig if they understood the English language.
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"We're going to kill you, stuff your minced meat in your intestines and cook a delicious meal." Is what I would tell a pig if they understood the English language.
Unbearable itch to play Runescape again.
March 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Unbearable itch to play Runescape again.
Okay, I think I'm attracted to girls who can do chin-ups
March 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Okay, I think I'm attracted to girls who can do chin-ups
Dating as an adult is horrible. Get your relationship sorted out by college and marry before entering the workplace. It's dire out there.
March 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dating as an adult is horrible. Get your relationship sorted out by college and marry before entering the workplace. It's dire out there.
Boomers don't even say they're slacking, they just say "work smarter not harder"
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Boomers don't even say they're slacking, they just say "work smarter not harder"
Replace Millennial burger joints with hotpot chain asap.
March 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Replace Millennial burger joints with hotpot chain asap.
I should become a drug addict
March 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I should become a drug addict
Article 1: "How did we arrive at this loneliness epidemic 🫤"
Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿"
Gee I wonder.
Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿"
Gee I wonder.
February 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Article 1: "How did we arrive at this loneliness epidemic 🫤"
Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿"
Gee I wonder.
Article 2: "Once you reach mid-age, you should get rid of all of your low value contacts 👿"
Gee I wonder.
Nothing to look forward to this weekend nor the next week either
February 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Nothing to look forward to this weekend nor the next week either
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The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
February 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable.
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republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!
February 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
republicans straight up removed their house speaker while the democrats can't even bring themselves to gently criticize hakeem jeffries. pathetic!
This is where I live
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This is where I live
Fascinated at how the legend of King Arthus is a reconstruction of the mandate of heaven.
February 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fascinated at how the legend of King Arthus is a reconstruction of the mandate of heaven.
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not even the first time i drew a voicesynth in beatrice's fit.... miku comm from last year i don't think i posted
February 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
not even the first time i drew a voicesynth in beatrice's fit.... miku comm from last year i don't think i posted
I don't know how to express the amount of grift in the private Chinese educational system, super unhelpful and full of noise. If you fall outside of the government railroad from education to internship, then it's over. The prospects of catching up are slim to none.
February 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don't know how to express the amount of grift in the private Chinese educational system, super unhelpful and full of noise. If you fall outside of the government railroad from education to internship, then it's over. The prospects of catching up are slim to none.