Genuine question but what do you do? Mine tails me and harangues me (and sometimes bites me) until I cave in. Which I always do. And he knows it.

I mean look at the tummy on him.

@paulhepker.bsky.social More Tintin

Arteta in his grey slacks again. Just call him Smarteta.

Thanks for waiting. Here’s a queue for a queue.

Too soon

Introducing our new striker, Speckled Lionel

The only photo I took today was when a pigeon landed on the pitch. I think we can draw our own conclusions from that.

@arseblog.com The three stages of Arsenal grief

This rebooted ESL idea is a marketing triumph. 🎶 Champions of the Unify Star League, you’ll never sing that. 🎶 Correct. We won’t. 🗑️

The Premier League is back. Bring a change of clothes. And some flippers.