eastlower
@eastlower.bsky.social
Arsenal fan, delayed-action blogger, jumping like a nit from one social platform to another.
Moor the ark. The sun has come out for derby day.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Moor the ark. The sun has come out for derby day.
Pre Ashes: Breezy confidence. Actual Ashes: 5-0
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pre Ashes: Breezy confidence. Actual Ashes: 5-0
Waking up to England starting badly at the Ashes in Australia. It’s how the world works.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Waking up to England starting badly at the Ashes in Australia. It’s how the world works.
Football, bloody hell
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Football, bloody hell
That’s not great defending at the end. But maybe it’ll stop people saying “it’s yours to lose” after just a quarter of the season.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That’s not great defending at the end. But maybe it’ll stop people saying “it’s yours to lose” after just a quarter of the season.
Oh my Christ TROSSARD
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh my Christ TROSSARD
We roll on. Top performance.
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We roll on. Top performance.
Yellow card for being stamped on. It’s only fair.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yellow card for being stamped on. It’s only fair.
Gyokeres has been absolutely superb this half.
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gyokeres has been absolutely superb this half.
He got the man first. Surely?
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He got the man first. Surely?
Lacking some lustre, this performance.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lacking some lustre, this performance.
2-0. Decent enough. That was a classic ‘foothills of the Champions League group stage’ fixture, where every game matters, but just not yet.
October 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
2-0. Decent enough. That was a classic ‘foothills of the Champions League group stage’ fixture, where every game matters, but just not yet.
Arteta in his grey slacks again. Just call him Smarteta.
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Arteta in his grey slacks again. Just call him Smarteta.
5 more years of Saliba celebrations. Everyone needs that in their lives.
September 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
5 more years of Saliba celebrations. Everyone needs that in their lives.
That feels *so* good. What an ending. Wow.
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
That feels *so* good. What an ending. Wow.
I knew they’d read this
Huffing and puffing and nothing this half. I am prepared for how this ends. Whilst also hoping to be proven wrong.
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I knew they’d read this
Huffing and puffing and nothing this half. I am prepared for how this ends. Whilst also hoping to be proven wrong.
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Huffing and puffing and nothing this half. I am prepared for how this ends. Whilst also hoping to be proven wrong.
Eze is on fire today
September 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Eze is on fire today
“Plays the ball” my arse. It’s a penalty, surely?
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Plays the ball” my arse. It’s a penalty, surely?
Yesterday was Port Vale’s biggest attendance since 1999. Just me or is this incredibly satisfying? I love that kind of stat. The power of a good cup tie.
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yesterday was Port Vale’s biggest attendance since 1999. Just me or is this incredibly satisfying? I love that kind of stat. The power of a good cup tie.