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Rocket 🚀
@earth2rocket.bsky.social
· Nov 24
flat earther Daft Punk be like ‘around the.. umm. uhhhhh’
i’m something of a radical guy myself
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i’m something of a radical guy myself
i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i wish it was socially acceptable to repost my whole profile
don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
don’t smoke the shit from the elf in the ren faire parking lot. had me geeking. i spent $300 on turtle races. i’ve been given a warlock’s curse. i’ve consumed an entire emu’s worth of turkey legs
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ugh what the fuck is this taste? is this my own medicine? you know i hate that
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
ugh what the fuck is this taste? is this my own medicine? you know i hate that
speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
speeding down 610 pressing down on my horn like it’s a nitrous button in a fast and furious movie
starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
August 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
starting a Medieval Times fantasy league
taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
August 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
taking a 200mg edible and visiting the slowest, most colorful car wash i can find
trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
July 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
trying to look more nonchalant by smugly shrugging my shoulders every fifteen seconds
floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
May 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
floating through the air like a cartoon character when i smell the joint
tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
May 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
tbh it was pretty self important of everyone to assume the whole world was ending in 2000
how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
how are you leaving literal grime on the toilet seat, for the love of god please wash your ass
woke US military be like: ask, tell
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
woke US military be like: ask, tell
crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
April 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
crazy that 4/20 is on 4/20 this year
allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
allorubbing on the plug to show him i missed him
*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen
April 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*most insufferable guy you’ve ever met voice* yeah i’ve been thinking ab picking up the shamisen
dr pepper haters are so cringe. “ohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cult” ok Señor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and can’t handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesn’t make it my problem
April 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
dr pepper haters are so cringe. “ohh bbq water, dr pepper lovers are in a cult” ok Señor Soft Drink just because you have the palate of a 10 year old and can’t handle more than 2 flavor profiles at a time doesn’t make it my problem
having a water feature in my living room would fix me
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
having a water feature in my living room would fix me
learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette
April 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
learning the riff from Bad to the Bone and playing it everytime my friend takes a drag from his cigarette
i’m Gucci down to my chastity belt
March 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i’m Gucci down to my chastity belt
serving mashed potatoes al dente
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
serving mashed potatoes al dente
shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said
February 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
shine bright like a hymen or whatever Rihanna said
guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
guy who attends pride parades just to cross his arms and slowly shake his head the whole time
@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@larianstudios.com pls let me in to the stress test, i’ll send you 5 US dollars
*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day
February 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
*showing up to a funeral in shorts* wtf? i thought it was business casual day