Earl Hoffert
@earlhoffert.bsky.social
There are things about me you wouldn't understand.
There are things about me you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dotty. A rebel.
There are things about me you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dotty. A rebel.
More doing politics The Right Way
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
More doing politics The Right Way
Can't wait for the viral video where Chuck Schumer calls them "taco tanks"
June 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Can't wait for the viral video where Chuck Schumer calls them "taco tanks"
If only she were one of the 100 most powerful people in the country, and a critical swing vote within that group with the ability to grind things to a halt.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If only she were one of the 100 most powerful people in the country, and a critical swing vote within that group with the ability to grind things to a halt.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
This is the whole “Biden deported more immigrants than Trump did” thinking about messaging on steroids.
When the Democratic Party is replaced by something better, I hope “for one hairdresser” is on its tombstone.
When the Democratic Party is replaced by something better, I hope “for one hairdresser” is on its tombstone.
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is the whole “Biden deported more immigrants than Trump did” thinking about messaging on steroids.
When the Democratic Party is replaced by something better, I hope “for one hairdresser” is on its tombstone.
When the Democratic Party is replaced by something better, I hope “for one hairdresser” is on its tombstone.
For those discerning fliers who find Breeze and Avelo "too snooty"
April 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
For those discerning fliers who find Breeze and Avelo "too snooty"
Clearly a UX error. You can actually read the first four words of the headline unimpeded. Won't happen again
April 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Clearly a UX error. You can actually read the first four words of the headline unimpeded. Won't happen again
This time, the wooden horse will be a stainless steel pickup truck
March 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This time, the wooden horse will be a stainless steel pickup truck
In This Ohio Diner, Laid Off Workers Cheer On Recession, Personal Penury
March 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
In This Ohio Diner, Laid Off Workers Cheer On Recession, Personal Penury
I hope they all have to suffer through a Gutfeld (or Gutfeld!) monologue
March 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I hope they all have to suffer through a Gutfeld (or Gutfeld!) monologue
Lest we forget, Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati.
February 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Lest we forget, Jerry Springer was mayor of Cincinnati.
Can’t wait until Captain Chaos meets the most powerful superhero, Bipartisanproblemsolverman
February 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can’t wait until Captain Chaos meets the most powerful superhero, Bipartisanproblemsolverman
Effective messaging strategy, for 1995.
If only we knew one of the 100 most powerful people in the country who could do something to stop this.
If only we knew one of the 100 most powerful people in the country who could do something to stop this.
February 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Effective messaging strategy, for 1995.
If only we knew one of the 100 most powerful people in the country who could do something to stop this.
If only we knew one of the 100 most powerful people in the country who could do something to stop this.
Because some 65-year-old Dem consultant remembers using it in an ad for John Kerry's campaign and how it paid his kids way through college
February 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Because some 65-year-old Dem consultant remembers using it in an ad for John Kerry's campaign and how it paid his kids way through college
The .ru URL in the ad copy is... chef's kiss
February 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The .ru URL in the ad copy is... chef's kiss
Pokémon go to the Constitutional crisis
February 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Pokémon go to the Constitutional crisis
Keeping my family safe by repeatedly pushing the door lock button on my Kia while waiting in the Arby’s drive through
January 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Keeping my family safe by repeatedly pushing the door lock button on my Kia while waiting in the Arby’s drive through
Already scouring Limewire for virus-laden copies of the drivers
January 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Already scouring Limewire for virus-laden copies of the drivers
Because USS Henry Kissinger is too long a name to put on the side of a boat
January 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Because USS Henry Kissinger is too long a name to put on the side of a boat