Earl Hoffert
@earlhoffert.bsky.social
There are things about me you wouldn't understand.
There are things about me you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dotty. A rebel.
There are things about me you shouldn't understand.
I'm a loner, Dotty. A rebel.
Kind of like Finnegan's Wake, only we're all going to die
May 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Kind of like Finnegan's Wake, only we're all going to die
Found the design inspiration for the Cybertruck
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Found the design inspiration for the Cybertruck
Happy Valentines Day!
February 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
The loot drops on the Metro keep getting better and better.
February 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The loot drops on the Metro keep getting better and better.
Time to see how things are going over in the Other App, what with Elon's newfound clout surely translating into blue chip advertisers coming back in droves. Right?
February 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Time to see how things are going over in the Other App, what with Elon's newfound clout surely translating into blue chip advertisers coming back in droves. Right?
Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve noticed a subtle shift in tone from the U.S. Department of Education in the last week.
January 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve noticed a subtle shift in tone from the U.S. Department of Education in the last week.
If the prompts at the bottom are any indication, Facebook’s AI was trained on grainy VHS recordings from MTV.
January 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If the prompts at the bottom are any indication, Facebook’s AI was trained on grainy VHS recordings from MTV.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats.
Can’t think of any other existential challenges that might need to be addressed in the waning days of an outgoing administration, so 🤷♀️
Can’t think of any other existential challenges that might need to be addressed in the waning days of an outgoing administration, so 🤷♀️
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats.
Can’t think of any other existential challenges that might need to be addressed in the waning days of an outgoing administration, so 🤷♀️
Can’t think of any other existential challenges that might need to be addressed in the waning days of an outgoing administration, so 🤷♀️
Did not have "54-40 Or Fight Redux" on my World War III bingo card, but there you go
December 10, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Did not have "54-40 Or Fight Redux" on my World War III bingo card, but there you go
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don’t wanna help build an Iko Iko chamber.
November 17, 2024 at 1:27 PM
I refuse to join Bluesky — I don’t wanna help build an Iko Iko chamber.
It’s actually quite impressive that each nomination has managed to be more appalling—and in a completely different way—than the last. It's verging on performance art.
November 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
It’s actually quite impressive that each nomination has managed to be more appalling—and in a completely different way—than the last. It's verging on performance art.
Brings new meaning to the phrase "body politic."
July 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Brings new meaning to the phrase "body politic."
Adding AI to Facebook seems to be working out great! Especially if you'd rather "learn more about country life" than see things from people you actually know and enjoy non sequitur copyright-skirting hallucinations cooked up by autocomplete
May 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Adding AI to Facebook seems to be working out great! Especially if you'd rather "learn more about country life" than see things from people you actually know and enjoy non sequitur copyright-skirting hallucinations cooked up by autocomplete
Inside you there are two wolves
January 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
Me too, but you don't see me bragging about that incident in the Waffle House parking lot to my entire email list.
January 19, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Me too, but you don't see me bragging about that incident in the Waffle House parking lot to my entire email list.
This is literally the plot of every Lifetime movie from 1994 to 2019.
January 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
This is literally the plot of every Lifetime movie from 1994 to 2019.
Saw the first of many Kissinger headlines with the phrase “complicated legacy.” The NYT must have a macro or something
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Saw the first of many Kissinger headlines with the phrase “complicated legacy.” The NYT must have a macro or something
The Napoleon movie is getting a lot of criticism for historical inaccuracies, but I can assure you this scene was meticulously researched
November 16, 2023 at 1:53 PM
The Napoleon movie is getting a lot of criticism for historical inaccuracies, but I can assure you this scene was meticulously researched
Watching Gutfeld (or Gutfeld!) for the first time, and man is it a hospice (or hospice!) for comedy
November 15, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Watching Gutfeld (or Gutfeld!) for the first time, and man is it a hospice (or hospice!) for comedy
Not saying that Elon is telling on himself, but Elon is DEFINITELY telling on himself
November 7, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Not saying that Elon is telling on himself, but Elon is DEFINITELY telling on himself
Elon Musk: Grok: The Rebel AI with Galactic Wit!
Also Elon Musk:
Also Elon Musk:
November 5, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Elon Musk: Grok: The Rebel AI with Galactic Wit!
Also Elon Musk:
Also Elon Musk:
Meanwhile on the bird app, another blue chip advertiser has discovered the power of engaging and disgusting tens of precisely targeted users
November 3, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Meanwhile on the bird app, another blue chip advertiser has discovered the power of engaging and disgusting tens of precisely targeted users
The two genders of Halloween.
November 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
The two genders of Halloween.