E. D. Pearl, Noted Pervert
@earldapearl.bsky.social
He/Him/whatever you're comfortable with. Leatherworker, pervert, bus driver, pervert, D&D DM for life (apparently), pervert
It's a lot of perversion, tbh.
Expect to see pro-Palestinian support, pimping of my wares, & pro-unionixation, too.
It's a lot of perversion, tbh.
Expect to see pro-Palestinian support, pimping of my wares, & pro-unionixation, too.
Yeah, I know murder is bad & all... but try to tell me it doesn't get results: apnews.com/article/anth...
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield reverses decision to put a time limit on anesthesia
Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield says it won't tie payments to the length of time a patient went under anesthesia.
apnews.com
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Yeah, I know murder is bad & all... but try to tell me it doesn't get results: apnews.com/article/anth...
Yesterday, I referred to someone as "like a white Vanilla Ice."
I'm oddly proud that you know exactly whom this is, having never met them.
I'm oddly proud that you know exactly whom this is, having never met them.
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Yesterday, I referred to someone as "like a white Vanilla Ice."
I'm oddly proud that you know exactly whom this is, having never met them.
I'm oddly proud that you know exactly whom this is, having never met them.
My partner is watching Football.
There's a player for the Carolina Panthers named Xavier Woods.
Every time they make a play, I keep waiting for them to do a few blasts on a trombone or throw pancakes into the crowd.
The Safety Xavior Woods does none of this.
Football sucks.
#provemewrong
#realtome
There's a player for the Carolina Panthers named Xavier Woods.
Every time they make a play, I keep waiting for them to do a few blasts on a trombone or throw pancakes into the crowd.
The Safety Xavior Woods does none of this.
Football sucks.
#provemewrong
#realtome
November 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
My partner is watching Football.
There's a player for the Carolina Panthers named Xavier Woods.
Every time they make a play, I keep waiting for them to do a few blasts on a trombone or throw pancakes into the crowd.
The Safety Xavior Woods does none of this.
Football sucks.
#provemewrong
#realtome
There's a player for the Carolina Panthers named Xavier Woods.
Every time they make a play, I keep waiting for them to do a few blasts on a trombone or throw pancakes into the crowd.
The Safety Xavior Woods does none of this.
Football sucks.
#provemewrong
#realtome
All the pictures they've posted are stunning. Beautiful stuff, here.
Shapes and Forms - Paige Tova
#tomhealyphotography #femaleform #femalemodel #curves #nudeform #moodscapes #bodyscapes #blackandwhite #bnw #monochrome #studiophotography #flashphotography #portland #pdx
#tomhealyphotography #femaleform #femalemodel #curves #nudeform #moodscapes #bodyscapes #blackandwhite #bnw #monochrome #studiophotography #flashphotography #portland #pdx
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
All the pictures they've posted are stunning. Beautiful stuff, here.
A member of my family recently came out to me as gay. I could tell they were trying to be brave about it, saying it conversationally & then rushing on to the next topic. I feel honored to be trusted with that, & wish they never feel scared about telling anyone about it.
November 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
A member of my family recently came out to me as gay. I could tell they were trying to be brave about it, saying it conversationally & then rushing on to the next topic. I feel honored to be trusted with that, & wish they never feel scared about telling anyone about it.
Just got my first porn hustler on here!
Keep reaching for the stars, ya beautiful sex worker. Respect for your gusto.
Keep reaching for the stars, ya beautiful sex worker. Respect for your gusto.
November 21, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Just got my first porn hustler on here!
Keep reaching for the stars, ya beautiful sex worker. Respect for your gusto.
Keep reaching for the stars, ya beautiful sex worker. Respect for your gusto.
I'm being followed by a @nylarosebeast.bsky.social clone. Not the real deal, but a fan page.
Can't I at least be harassed & stalked by the real deal sexy machine of murder cuddles over my unabashed love for @zorrito.bsky.social?
#dangit
Can't I at least be harassed & stalked by the real deal sexy machine of murder cuddles over my unabashed love for @zorrito.bsky.social?
#dangit
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I'm being followed by a @nylarosebeast.bsky.social clone. Not the real deal, but a fan page.
Can't I at least be harassed & stalked by the real deal sexy machine of murder cuddles over my unabashed love for @zorrito.bsky.social?
#dangit
Can't I at least be harassed & stalked by the real deal sexy machine of murder cuddles over my unabashed love for @zorrito.bsky.social?
#dangit
Some people (like my partner) merely block/reports when they receive a phishing/spam text.
Me, I like to liven up the day of the person chained to their cubicle at the Russian Scammer Call Center.
#blessed #merryXmas #itsstillrealtome #imfappingwhyarentyou #thecalliscomongfrominsideyoursoul
#meh
Me, I like to liven up the day of the person chained to their cubicle at the Russian Scammer Call Center.
#blessed #merryXmas #itsstillrealtome #imfappingwhyarentyou #thecalliscomongfrominsideyoursoul
#meh
November 18, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Some people (like my partner) merely block/reports when they receive a phishing/spam text.
Me, I like to liven up the day of the person chained to their cubicle at the Russian Scammer Call Center.
#blessed #merryXmas #itsstillrealtome #imfappingwhyarentyou #thecalliscomongfrominsideyoursoul
#meh
Me, I like to liven up the day of the person chained to their cubicle at the Russian Scammer Call Center.
#blessed #merryXmas #itsstillrealtome #imfappingwhyarentyou #thecalliscomongfrominsideyoursoul
#meh
I love playing #dnd with my nieces. They're such amazing little sociopaths.
Today, the group spent most of their time having their two magically summoned southern brunch-gay gorillas attempting to stuff various kobolds into a leather bag.
They'll be in charge of my elder care needs.
#yep
Today, the group spent most of their time having their two magically summoned southern brunch-gay gorillas attempting to stuff various kobolds into a leather bag.
They'll be in charge of my elder care needs.
#yep
November 18, 2024 at 6:24 AM
If you're feeling down, just remember: someone is probably masturbating to you.
They're likely masturbating to your abject misery & eventual downfall, but at least they're thinking of you.
They're likely masturbating to your abject misery & eventual downfall, but at least they're thinking of you.
November 15, 2024 at 8:24 PM
If you're feeling down, just remember: someone is probably masturbating to you.
They're likely masturbating to your abject misery & eventual downfall, but at least they're thinking of you.
They're likely masturbating to your abject misery & eventual downfall, but at least they're thinking of you.
We make t-shirt/stickers. Many of them tend to be surreal. This is one of my favorites.
No, I cannot explain the meaning. I just know it is the truest thing in the universe.
www.teepublic.com/user/vanderk...
#blessed #blatentselfpromotion #giveusmoney
#wealsomakesextoys
#sexpig
No, I cannot explain the meaning. I just know it is the truest thing in the universe.
www.teepublic.com/user/vanderk...
#blessed #blatentselfpromotion #giveusmoney
#wealsomakesextoys
#sexpig
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
We make t-shirt/stickers. Many of them tend to be surreal. This is one of my favorites.
No, I cannot explain the meaning. I just know it is the truest thing in the universe.
www.teepublic.com/user/vanderk...
#blessed #blatentselfpromotion #giveusmoney
#wealsomakesextoys
#sexpig
No, I cannot explain the meaning. I just know it is the truest thing in the universe.
www.teepublic.com/user/vanderk...
#blessed #blatentselfpromotion #giveusmoney
#wealsomakesextoys
#sexpig
If you're in BDSM/Kink long enough, people randomly give you stuff. We're cleaning up some & keep finding stuff we can't explain how we got.
Ergo, someone gave these items to us at various times because they knew we'd use them for weird kinky shit.
Ergo, someone gave these items to us at various times because they knew we'd use them for weird kinky shit.
November 13, 2024 at 4:44 AM
If you're in BDSM/Kink long enough, people randomly give you stuff. We're cleaning up some & keep finding stuff we can't explain how we got.
Ergo, someone gave these items to us at various times because they knew we'd use them for weird kinky shit.
Ergo, someone gave these items to us at various times because they knew we'd use them for weird kinky shit.
ADHD brain means I come up with a new CR1 NPC, start work on a map for a different campaign, & start knocking out a handle for some floggers.
Only one of these was completed.
That's my superpower.
Only one of these was completed.
That's my superpower.
November 12, 2024 at 6:17 AM
ADHD brain means I come up with a new CR1 NPC, start work on a map for a different campaign, & start knocking out a handle for some floggers.
Only one of these was completed.
That's my superpower.
Only one of these was completed.
That's my superpower.
Oh, hey, Blue Sky.
I'm a person who is a forever DM for D&D and makes leather sex toys.
I'm also pro-union, pro-Palastinian, pro-wrestling, & pro-not in the mood for this shit.
Follow me for random bitching, campaign storyline nonsense, pics of projects, & cuz you want to appeal to my vanity.
I'm a person who is a forever DM for D&D and makes leather sex toys.
I'm also pro-union, pro-Palastinian, pro-wrestling, & pro-not in the mood for this shit.
Follow me for random bitching, campaign storyline nonsense, pics of projects, & cuz you want to appeal to my vanity.
November 10, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Oh, hey, Blue Sky.
I'm a person who is a forever DM for D&D and makes leather sex toys.
I'm also pro-union, pro-Palastinian, pro-wrestling, & pro-not in the mood for this shit.
Follow me for random bitching, campaign storyline nonsense, pics of projects, & cuz you want to appeal to my vanity.
I'm a person who is a forever DM for D&D and makes leather sex toys.
I'm also pro-union, pro-Palastinian, pro-wrestling, & pro-not in the mood for this shit.
Follow me for random bitching, campaign storyline nonsense, pics of projects, & cuz you want to appeal to my vanity.
For some reason, all my #DND games end up being a certain degree of horny.
I tried to curtail it by introducing that the only kind of pornography around was dino porn (a'la @chucktingle.bsky.social).
Long story short, I've been writing a ton of dinosaur porn for these horny PC's.
I tried to curtail it by introducing that the only kind of pornography around was dino porn (a'la @chucktingle.bsky.social).
Long story short, I've been writing a ton of dinosaur porn for these horny PC's.
January 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
For some reason, all my #DND games end up being a certain degree of horny.
I tried to curtail it by introducing that the only kind of pornography around was dino porn (a'la @chucktingle.bsky.social).
Long story short, I've been writing a ton of dinosaur porn for these horny PC's.
I tried to curtail it by introducing that the only kind of pornography around was dino porn (a'la @chucktingle.bsky.social).
Long story short, I've been writing a ton of dinosaur porn for these horny PC's.
Tonight's #DND session on a nutshell:
Me: you see a fantasy gangster. They don't seem like they want to be bothered.
PC1: I want to fuck around.
Me: ...okay.
PC1: (finds out)
PC2: I think I shall also fuck around.
Me: ...okay
(spoiler: they will find out.)
Me: you see a fantasy gangster. They don't seem like they want to be bothered.
PC1: I want to fuck around.
Me: ...okay.
PC1: (finds out)
PC2: I think I shall also fuck around.
Me: ...okay
(spoiler: they will find out.)
December 29, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Tonight's #DND session on a nutshell:
Me: you see a fantasy gangster. They don't seem like they want to be bothered.
PC1: I want to fuck around.
Me: ...okay.
PC1: (finds out)
PC2: I think I shall also fuck around.
Me: ...okay
(spoiler: they will find out.)
Me: you see a fantasy gangster. They don't seem like they want to be bothered.
PC1: I want to fuck around.
Me: ...okay.
PC1: (finds out)
PC2: I think I shall also fuck around.
Me: ...okay
(spoiler: they will find out.)
Blessed Yule to those who follow.
May you have blessings on this longest night.
May you have blessings on this longest night.
December 21, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Blessed Yule to those who follow.
May you have blessings on this longest night.
May you have blessings on this longest night.
I homebrew everything because I'm too conceited & egotistical to not. It allows me flexibility in creating villains, allows for more sandboxing in the game, & is generally more fun for me. In all, it's more work for more reward.
Also, my big bad is a Rudy RayvMoore expy.
#dnd #dmlife #dolemite
Also, my big bad is a Rudy RayvMoore expy.
#dnd #dmlife #dolemite
December 16, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Just in time for the holiday go fuck yourself. Brand new custom leather paddle. Hand dyed, hand stitched, perfect for consensually smacking dat ass.
Get your own at etsy.com/shop/vanderkin…
Get your own at etsy.com/shop/vanderkin…
December 12, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Just in time for the holiday go fuck yourself. Brand new custom leather paddle. Hand dyed, hand stitched, perfect for consensually smacking dat ass.
Get your own at etsy.com/shop/vanderkin…
Get your own at etsy.com/shop/vanderkin…
There's a kids clothing store on Amazon.com called Ahegao.
I had to explain to various family members what that word means.
So that's how my day is going.
I had to explain to various family members what that word means.
So that's how my day is going.
December 1, 2023 at 1:37 AM
There's a kids clothing store on Amazon.com called Ahegao.
I had to explain to various family members what that word means.
So that's how my day is going.
I had to explain to various family members what that word means.
So that's how my day is going.
Reposted by E. D. Pearl, Noted Pervert
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
I swear I'm only a recreational DM. Anyway, did the monthly #dnd campaign with my nieces & their parents via Roll20.
There is something highly alarming about several under-10 year-olds chanting, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" from a laptop speaker.
Yeah, my voice is shot.
There is something highly alarming about several under-10 year-olds chanting, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" from a laptop speaker.
Yeah, my voice is shot.
October 30, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I swear I'm only a recreational DM. Anyway, did the monthly #dnd campaign with my nieces & their parents via Roll20.
There is something highly alarming about several under-10 year-olds chanting, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" from a laptop speaker.
Yeah, my voice is shot.
There is something highly alarming about several under-10 year-olds chanting, "KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" from a laptop speaker.
Yeah, my voice is shot.