Eagle Beaver Man
@eaglebeaverman.bsky.social
militarist pacifist. Socialist Financier. Bi. Kid building models of a world that we may wanna live in. Reality is intolerable, so we must strive to make it better.
JD vs Tucker vs MTG: whoever wins, we lose
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
JD vs Tucker vs MTG: whoever wins, we lose
SOCOM throws a war crimes hissy fit and then waits for big navy to come bail them out, a tale truly as old as time
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
SOCOM throws a war crimes hissy fit and then waits for big navy to come bail them out, a tale truly as old as time
I’ve never seen a single tweet so transparently get to someone so much that they change their entire behavior patterns. Insane stuff.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’ve never seen a single tweet so transparently get to someone so much that they change their entire behavior patterns. Insane stuff.
SoftBank, known for their sound and future proof bets like WeWork and FTX
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
SoftBank, known for their sound and future proof bets like WeWork and FTX
“I know we just ratfucked you but stop criticizing us for it” is the argument of someone who will 100% ratfuck you again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“I know we just ratfucked you but stop criticizing us for it” is the argument of someone who will 100% ratfuck you again.
Well yeah, if he keeps the ball he might try to throw it
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well yeah, if he keeps the ball he might try to throw it
Oh easy, they don’t see Hispanic people as people
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Oh easy, they don’t see Hispanic people as people
There were black and Asian people in Chicago in 1880.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There were black and Asian people in Chicago in 1880.
This is pretty much exactly what started the Taiping rebellion
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is pretty much exactly what started the Taiping rebellion
Another piece here: the framing that both Ukraine and Russia are being puppeteered by a shadowy capital cabal is false. The Ukrainian people had a revolution. They constructed this government in the place of their old one. They are not being controlled. They resist Russia of their own volition.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Another piece here: the framing that both Ukraine and Russia are being puppeteered by a shadowy capital cabal is false. The Ukrainian people had a revolution. They constructed this government in the place of their old one. They are not being controlled. They resist Russia of their own volition.
I can’t believe even the Jedi still peddle this tripe. Yeah sure buddy, your ancestors totally waved around heat sticks at each other when tech like disintegrators and thermal detonators were widespread. Whatever.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can’t believe even the Jedi still peddle this tripe. Yeah sure buddy, your ancestors totally waved around heat sticks at each other when tech like disintegrators and thermal detonators were widespread. Whatever.
There’s a Pau’an holonet streamer who claims his dad was an imperial, some sort of force sensitive secret police outfit and he says his dad knew Vader. I know that is some massive hearsay and he could be lying for clout but Pau’ans do live long enough it could be true.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There’s a Pau’an holonet streamer who claims his dad was an imperial, some sort of force sensitive secret police outfit and he says his dad knew Vader. I know that is some massive hearsay and he could be lying for clout but Pau’ans do live long enough it could be true.
Cortez/Kristol 2028 confirmed
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Cortez/Kristol 2028 confirmed
I was agreeing with you
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I was agreeing with you
Many heavily colonized countries across the world support Russian imperialism as a way to “get back” at their historical oppressors who are currently supporting Ukraine, ironically taking the position said oppressors did historically. People do not learn from history, and do not recognize patterns.
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Many heavily colonized countries across the world support Russian imperialism as a way to “get back” at their historical oppressors who are currently supporting Ukraine, ironically taking the position said oppressors did historically. People do not learn from history, and do not recognize patterns.
What’s wild to me is the contempt that Dem senators clearly have for their house colleagues for daring to…actually believe in stuff
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What’s wild to me is the contempt that Dem senators clearly have for their house colleagues for daring to…actually believe in stuff
Bruh what’d I do
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Bruh what’d I do
Russian troops in Ukraine are not only volunteers, it’s amongst one of the most generous wages in Russia AND they supplement that income via looting like a marauding invading army from the medieval period. On top of that, a large proportion are ideologically committed to Russian ethno imperialism.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Russian troops in Ukraine are not only volunteers, it’s amongst one of the most generous wages in Russia AND they supplement that income via looting like a marauding invading army from the medieval period. On top of that, a large proportion are ideologically committed to Russian ethno imperialism.
Funny enough I think they accidentally got a rough breakdown of the caucus instead of a perception poll, which is what I’m assuming they were going for
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Funny enough I think they accidentally got a rough breakdown of the caucus instead of a perception poll, which is what I’m assuming they were going for
That’s the only thing about of the firehose of lies he’s told in the last 3 years that he’s felt the need to own up to. Like, he didn’t feel the need to set the record straight when it turned out USAID wasn’t a CIA front and he had killed 500k people, but admitted to lying about POE2. Bizarre.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That’s the only thing about of the firehose of lies he’s told in the last 3 years that he’s felt the need to own up to. Like, he didn’t feel the need to set the record straight when it turned out USAID wasn’t a CIA front and he had killed 500k people, but admitted to lying about POE2. Bizarre.