This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

My contribution to the Star Wars discourse is that I enjoyed the movies that I saw when I was a child more than I enjoyed the movies that I saw when I was not a child.

This is also my position on nearly all media.

GOD’s RANKING OF BEST STAR WARS:
1. Andor Season 2
2. Andor Season 1
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3. Original trilogy (fan remaster, no CGI Jabba, nearly impossible to find)

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Rough in there. —To be expected. —Thought he’d thank you for your service. —He’s angry. —Someone should thank you for your service.

I don’t understand my fellow WVians who are “friends of coal” and also anti-EV. My Mach-E is powered by WV coal, not foreign oil.

Schooner Tuna: The Tuna with a Heart.