Bitch when people look back at your legacy the only thing they’ll say you fought for is your fuckin life in 2028 primaries you spineless old fuck head ass

See my brain was actually huge cause this is one of those Bryce elder starts where he strikes out 12 and gives up 1 run

Donald John trumpus when the house ethics committee starts looking into the AG nominee

Shwebsi when he’s 4 monsters deep and still falls asleep

Mfer looks like he has two loves in this world: butch walker and getting in fights on message boards

Peaked is a generous reading of the situation

Damn you were already full height

When I read this I didn’t know what she looked like but I know and when I googled her it turns out I DID know what she looks like

Thats where I land. In a vacuum I get it. For a team that has to replace raisel and gave big innings to enyel, daysbel, and the cox/suarez/stratton rotating door, it seems weird. And $7M for a reliable if unspectacular set up arm seems cheap given the $7M going to a DH with a 2B offensive profile

Wat about the one of us from the wedding

How DARE you

@ me

But yeah, was just saying krannitz grew a lot on me the last few years with what he did with the young guys after it seemed like everyone had to go get fixed by Mike Maroth for a while.

I’m torn. I considered that as well but i tend to think of pitching coaches as more strategy, shape, and development and less whether someone’s arm explodes. Between the pitchers and shit like Sean/austin/ozzie injuries (especially a multi year thing like Sean) I tend to point at a shitty med staff

My veins yearn for the blood of my enemies

“Yall got any more of them precincts reporting?”

I really do love that you turn into Tyrone biggums for 6 hours 1-3 times a year as precincts report it’s great

Sperry in the pre-op room

They were going to think outside the box and tap Nicky singles but he hasn’t felt safe traveling since someone stole and subsequently fucked his gun collection