mashallah brother (haram)
@e11even745.bsky.social
anti-bryce elder propaganda
Drake simply the better
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Drake simply the better
Wife confidently declaring “Mo Gueye is better than Trae Young” we’ve arrived
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wife confidently declaring “Mo Gueye is better than Trae Young” we’ve arrived
Hawks on a back to back against the Lakers with no trae and potentially no Luke a day after shitting the bed and choking a lead away in the 4th is the November equivalent of seeing Bryce elder starting against the Phillies after Joey wentz gave up 8 the day before
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hawks on a back to back against the Lakers with no trae and potentially no Luke a day after shitting the bed and choking a lead away in the 4th is the November equivalent of seeing Bryce elder starting against the Phillies after Joey wentz gave up 8 the day before
Knowing this org is this org and we were getting some form of bald headed old white shitfuckery, the bar is literally “who will make Matt Olson or Austin Riley take a day off when they’re 1-56 with a 30% k rate and a 35 mph avg exit velo.”
I am sure this bar will not be reached
I am sure this bar will not be reached
Walt Weiss could completely redeem himself on this app if he simply went on a profanity laced tirade in his postgame interview on the first Caucasian player who didn’t run out a grounder
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Knowing this org is this org and we were getting some form of bald headed old white shitfuckery, the bar is literally “who will make Matt Olson or Austin Riley take a day off when they’re 1-56 with a 30% k rate and a 35 mph avg exit velo.”
I am sure this bar will not be reached
I am sure this bar will not be reached
They almost certainly asked the candidates if they’ve used a computer to look up stats or if they know what a fangraphs is and that’s probably what sank David Ross
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They almost certainly asked the candidates if they’ve used a computer to look up stats or if they know what a fangraphs is and that’s probably what sank David Ross
“We searched extensively and conducted several interviews” incoming. Bitch, asking fredi Gonzalez and Keith Lockhart what their plans are between April to October is not a search.
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“We searched extensively and conducted several interviews” incoming. Bitch, asking fredi Gonzalez and Keith Lockhart what their plans are between April to October is not a search.
Replacing the 69 year old mashed potato fuck head with a 61 year old retread who never broke .500 in his 4 years managing Helton, Tulo, Arenado, CarGo, Charlie Blackmon, et fuckin al.
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Replacing the 69 year old mashed potato fuck head with a 61 year old retread who never broke .500 in his 4 years managing Helton, Tulo, Arenado, CarGo, Charlie Blackmon, et fuckin al.
BRO I AINT GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BOBBY COX NEPO TREE SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I GET WALT FUCKING WEISS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU @god
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
BRO I AINT GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS BOBBY COX NEPO TREE SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE AND I GET WALT FUCKING WEISS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU @god
You can take the linebacker out of Atlanta but you can’t take the Atlanta out of the linebacker
This looks like the same play three times in a row, but I promise you it's not. It's Brock Bowers doing the same thing over and over again against the Jaguars: settling down against zone, breaking the first tackle attempt by Foyesade Oluokun, and then getting extra yardage.
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You can take the linebacker out of Atlanta but you can’t take the Atlanta out of the linebacker
Toronto you are morally obligated and legally cleared to separate Jeff Hoffman spirit from his corporeal body
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Toronto you are morally obligated and legally cleared to separate Jeff Hoffman spirit from his corporeal body
To be perfectly clear this is the second most Maple Leafs thing that could happen to the blue jays besides losing on the first round
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
To be perfectly clear this is the second most Maple Leafs thing that could happen to the blue jays besides losing on the first round
So one of the things I’ve been advocating for years is surgically removing Will smiths knees
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So one of the things I’ve been advocating for years is surgically removing Will smiths knees
I’m pretty sure the psychic damage from not scoring there would end me
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m pretty sure the psychic damage from not scoring there would end me
Told yall these chucklefucks can’t be trusted
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Told yall these chucklefucks can’t be trusted
I have not willingly watched a falcons game in years but my wife will not stop yelling KORK at me please send help i need an adult @andrewhirsh.bsky.social @jeannakelley.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I have not willingly watched a falcons game in years but my wife will not stop yelling KORK at me please send help i need an adult @andrewhirsh.bsky.social @jeannakelley.com
Rob Manfred retire ya bitch
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Rob Manfred retire ya bitch
I didn’t see the announcements yesterday but holy shit Austin Riley as a fucking silver slugger finalist is hilarious. A voting outcome so egregious it’s going to make me say things like “Alec Bohm and Brett Barry erasure” and “Caleb durbin deserves better”
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I didn’t see the announcements yesterday but holy shit Austin Riley as a fucking silver slugger finalist is hilarious. A voting outcome so egregious it’s going to make me say things like “Alec Bohm and Brett Barry erasure” and “Caleb durbin deserves better”
Putting the Canadian anthem directly next to the American anthem is such a crime. Why would you make me listen to this dogshit Francis Scott key word vomit immediately after such a stellar rendition of oh Canada complete with key changes and shit
October 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Putting the Canadian anthem directly next to the American anthem is such a crime. Why would you make me listen to this dogshit Francis Scott key word vomit immediately after such a stellar rendition of oh Canada complete with key changes and shit
NICK ALLEN GOLD GLOVE FINALIST ALERT
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
NICK ALLEN GOLD GLOVE FINALIST ALERT
Idk how max martin is producing your shit and you write a chorus that is 70% sitting on the same note in quarter notes and another 25% is doing Jason Aldean sing talking but holy dogshit brother
October 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Idk how max martin is producing your shit and you write a chorus that is 70% sitting on the same note in quarter notes and another 25% is doing Jason Aldean sing talking but holy dogshit brother
Finishing 9 games behind the cubs after having a 4 game lead makes blowing a 10.5 game lead to the Braves look like child’s play it is ADMIRABLE how committed to the bit they are
September 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Finishing 9 games behind the cubs after having a 4 game lead makes blowing a 10.5 game lead to the Braves look like child’s play it is ADMIRABLE how committed to the bit they are
GG I won’t miss you mother fuckers ruining my vibes see you in 2026 come back with your UCL’s and shit
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
GG I won’t miss you mother fuckers ruining my vibes see you in 2026 come back with your UCL’s and shit
Being extremely out of the playoffs but scoreboard watching game 162 to detect FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Being extremely out of the playoffs but scoreboard watching game 162 to detect FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY
WE DID IT. MARK LEMKE WOULD BE SO PROUD
September 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
WE DID IT. MARK LEMKE WOULD BE SO PROUD