Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

I get why Obama seems to have affection for Zohran and it’s not just that they’re both charismatic, it’s that they both understood as part of their political project that projecting personal decency is something that there is a deep yearning for

He would genuinely be so much more excited to meet Grimace than he would have been to meet Nelson Mandela

I’ve had a Target card since 2002 and probably spent thousands a year there as my primary shopping point — cut the card in February and I’ll never go back.

I am so very, very disappointed in you. We Virginians know the stunt you and Warner just pulled, you will BOTH get primaried, and screw BOTH of you cowards. You’re no better than Manchian.

You know, fuck Bernie Sanders, this pisses me off. We’re supposed to have standards and values. The GOP is the one hiring Nazis and groypers and trash bigots. How can people stand up to that without having some kind of standards that they adhere to? Goddammit.

Middle aged women, they are fucking done with it. Aunt Deb from Friends of the Library is to the left of Zohran

this is why we can’t have nice things

Do you want ketchup to go with that ROAST

“of the juice that is in here, it’s 100% lemon, but there are also many, many other things in here”