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dylan
@dylusional.bsky.social
dog mom | buc-ees boy | he/him
Really need to rewatch Challengers
August 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ethel CAIN 💜
August 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Help! My pelvis is under attack!
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
August 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
God, I see what you've done for others.
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Made some full fat soda this weekend!
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a/c acting up but we're being brave ❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Been in a stupor since rewatching Brokeback Mountain. Yearning is a prison.
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sitting down with my fellow sellers at Buffalo Exchange
June 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Texas is hot, I can be cold...
June 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Raw unadulterated sexual chemistry
May 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tingles every time I get a whiff
May 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Having blonde body hair is a curse because this would go crazy as a dark brown.

p.s. Just finished a hike
May 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Saturday morning, off leash
March 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
March 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Tyla and Theo James all over my feed this morning.
February 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
How everyone on SNL last night spoke about Lorne
February 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So awesome seeing Casey Wilson on the SNL 50th :)))))
February 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Weekend Bs: barbeque, bunnykins, & bathrooms.
February 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"High Fashion" by Addison Rae
February 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Finally sent my brother's wedding pictures and my solo shot has me nursing an americano.
February 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"allegedly London's coolest neighborhood" like be more condescending?
February 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
thank you sza I'm so sorry to have ever doubted you
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Finally reading reviews for 𝘓𝘰𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦
February 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
4 albums that you think are perfect
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM