Who brought Christianity to Whoville?
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Who brought Christianity to Whoville?
Looking at my same car without a spoiler like please someone put clothes on you!!
October 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Looking at my same car without a spoiler like please someone put clothes on you!!
and I feel God in this Dunkin Donuts today.
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
and I feel God in this Dunkin Donuts today.
Selling secondhand SHEIN on eBay? The devil works in the most mysterious of ways.
October 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Selling secondhand SHEIN on eBay? The devil works in the most mysterious of ways.
Really need to rewatch Challengers
August 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Really need to rewatch Challengers
Had my first experience as a queer elder (described my visits to the old DC Eagle in Anacostia).
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Had my first experience as a queer elder (described my visits to the old DC Eagle in Anacostia).
Help! My pelvis is under attack!
August 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Help! My pelvis is under attack!
I literally love blocking people — it's a thrill!
August 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I literally love blocking people — it's a thrill!
Bad handwriting gives me a visceral reaction which is why I won't be having kids.
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bad handwriting gives me a visceral reaction which is why I won't be having kids.
Mom, can you come pick me up? They're tattooing labubus at this studio.
August 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mom, can you come pick me up? They're tattooing labubus at this studio.
Posted Amaarae lyrics on my story and got put in Instagram jail. Well-behaved bitches seldom make history.
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Posted Amaarae lyrics on my story and got put in Instagram jail. Well-behaved bitches seldom make history.
The relationship I have with Parmigiano Reggiano can only be described as spiritual.
August 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The relationship I have with Parmigiano Reggiano can only be described as spiritual.
Sniffies implies the existence of Scratchies
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sniffies implies the existence of Scratchies
God, I see what you've done for others.
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
God, I see what you've done for others.
Nothing refuels me like a trip to the mall ❤️
August 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nothing refuels me like a trip to the mall ❤️
Made some full fat soda this weekend!
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Made some full fat soda this weekend!
This beer is starting to taste like Letterboxd Pro.
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This beer is starting to taste like Letterboxd Pro.
a/c acting up but we're being brave ❤️
August 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
a/c acting up but we're being brave ❤️
Been in a stupor since rewatching Brokeback Mountain. Yearning is a prison.
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Been in a stupor since rewatching Brokeback Mountain. Yearning is a prison.
I see a hairy chest and it's like I forget how to act.
June 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I see a hairy chest and it's like I forget how to act.
Sitting down with my fellow sellers at Buffalo Exchange
June 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sitting down with my fellow sellers at Buffalo Exchange
You have to be sick in the head to donate SHEIN to Goodwill.
June 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You have to be sick in the head to donate SHEIN to Goodwill.
Texas is hot, I can be cold...
June 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Texas is hot, I can be cold...