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@dylanwise.bsky.social
I’m gonna fucking eat ice cream
May 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m gonna fucking eat ice cream
I don't know why this image of a magazine rack on eBay is making me laugh so hard.
May 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't know why this image of a magazine rack on eBay is making me laugh so hard.
This is what Trump calls Cookie Monster
May 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is what Trump calls Cookie Monster
I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.
May 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.
If Joe C. were alive to see this smh 😔
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If Joe C. were alive to see this smh 😔
What will? The bleakness?
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What will? The bleakness?
Idk Scientology seems pretty fucking cool to me.
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Idk Scientology seems pretty fucking cool to me.
Late to the party here but Hilda on Netflix is a great kids series with tons of adventure, folklore, and juuuust enough peril for my very peril-adverse son.
March 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Late to the party here but Hilda on Netflix is a great kids series with tons of adventure, folklore, and juuuust enough peril for my very peril-adverse son.
God. Is everything woke now?!?
March 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
God. Is everything woke now?!?
And here's your BULLSHIT answer
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And here's your BULLSHIT answer
getting kind of bored with AI rn...
March 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
getting kind of bored with AI rn...
Me trying to get people to acknowledge my Bluesky account.
March 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Me trying to get people to acknowledge my Bluesky account.
Is Ted Cruz on Bluesky?
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Is Ted Cruz on Bluesky?
I wish Sonny Eclipse was real so I could subscribe to his Patreon.
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I wish Sonny Eclipse was real so I could subscribe to his Patreon.
Gonna be honest here. I don’t think we deserve freedom. I want more restrictions on essentially everything. If this is what we are doing with our free will, I don’t want it.
March 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gonna be honest here. I don’t think we deserve freedom. I want more restrictions on essentially everything. If this is what we are doing with our free will, I don’t want it.
What if we kissed under the Mexican Hotel DC Superhero Mural 🥺
March 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What if we kissed under the Mexican Hotel DC Superhero Mural 🥺
How many movies does Antonio Banderas wear this in?
March 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How many movies does Antonio Banderas wear this in?
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, Sia!
March 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, once again, Sia!
When I walked in here @mcuban.bsky.social greeted me and gave me $2,000.
February 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When I walked in here @mcuban.bsky.social greeted me and gave me $2,000.
Honestly, I'm still reeling from knowing I'll never be able to see Coyote vs Acme
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Honestly, I'm still reeling from knowing I'll never be able to see Coyote vs Acme
I don't remember what this was about.
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I don't remember what this was about.
These are getting too specific, right?
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
These are getting too specific, right?
Gonna start sending this to all my friends who say the slightest left leaning thing in the group chat.
February 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Gonna start sending this to all my friends who say the slightest left leaning thing in the group chat.