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Let's show trump that we don't like him! Like this post to show your support 🇺🇸
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Let's show trump that we don't like him! Like this post to show your support 🇺🇸
Mamdani? How about we NOM DINNY (eat dinner)
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mamdani? How about we NOM DINNY (eat dinner)
It’s a lot of pressure to keep pumping out these great Bluesky posts. I’ve decided to take a break. For my mental health. ✌️☮️🕊️
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s a lot of pressure to keep pumping out these great Bluesky posts. I’ve decided to take a break. For my mental health. ✌️☮️🕊️
EPIC WIN! GROK 3.0 just beat career mode on Tony Hawk 2 as Chad Muska!
May 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
EPIC WIN! GROK 3.0 just beat career mode on Tony Hawk 2 as Chad Muska!
I’m gonna fucking eat ice cream
May 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m gonna fucking eat ice cream
I don't know why this image of a magazine rack on eBay is making me laugh so hard.
May 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don't know why this image of a magazine rack on eBay is making me laugh so hard.
Everybody thinks that the people that live in the state next to theirs are the worst drivers. But I feel confident in saying, as a person who lives in Philadelphia, people in New Jersey, are the absolute worst drivers in the world.
May 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Everybody thinks that the people that live in the state next to theirs are the worst drivers. But I feel confident in saying, as a person who lives in Philadelphia, people in New Jersey, are the absolute worst drivers in the world.
my haters (our D&D dm) hate to see me win (minor success in battle/remembering my character sheet)
May 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my haters (our D&D dm) hate to see me win (minor success in battle/remembering my character sheet)
This is what Trump calls Cookie Monster
May 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This is what Trump calls Cookie Monster
I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.
May 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I do sometimes worry that I will never again experience that euphoric high of seeing and riding the waves in Wave Racer 64.
12:34am
Scheduling a McDonalds delivery to myself for exactly 12 hours from now.
America.
Scheduling a McDonalds delivery to myself for exactly 12 hours from now.
America.
April 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
12:34am
Scheduling a McDonalds delivery to myself for exactly 12 hours from now.
America.
Scheduling a McDonalds delivery to myself for exactly 12 hours from now.
America.
If you think about it… Trump is kind of accidentally the most anti capitalist president in history. None of us are buying anything for the foreseeable future.
April 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you think about it… Trump is kind of accidentally the most anti capitalist president in history. None of us are buying anything for the foreseeable future.
My least favorite day of the year: Brand Safe Prank day!
Excited to see that, idk, Nutter Butter is changing their name to Butter Nutter or that McDonalds is now serving brunch.
Excited to see that, idk, Nutter Butter is changing their name to Butter Nutter or that McDonalds is now serving brunch.
April 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My least favorite day of the year: Brand Safe Prank day!
Excited to see that, idk, Nutter Butter is changing their name to Butter Nutter or that McDonalds is now serving brunch.
Excited to see that, idk, Nutter Butter is changing their name to Butter Nutter or that McDonalds is now serving brunch.
If Joe C. were alive to see this smh 😔
April 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If Joe C. were alive to see this smh 😔
What will? The bleakness?
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What will? The bleakness?
Idk Scientology seems pretty fucking cool to me.
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Idk Scientology seems pretty fucking cool to me.
When my family got a color printer the first thing I did was went to greenday.com and hit print on every page. I used all the ink in one afternoon and my dad was pissed.
March 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When my family got a color printer the first thing I did was went to greenday.com and hit print on every page. I used all the ink in one afternoon and my dad was pissed.
Are we into drill-baby-drill-gas-guzzling-this-car-runs-on-liberal-tears or Telsas now? Need to know for my personality.
March 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Are we into drill-baby-drill-gas-guzzling-this-car-runs-on-liberal-tears or Telsas now? Need to know for my personality.
Call me old fashioned but I think it’s pretty dumb that we are encouraged to buy cases to protect the cases for our headphones.
March 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Call me old fashioned but I think it’s pretty dumb that we are encouraged to buy cases to protect the cases for our headphones.
to let you know how cooked my brain is I just tried to ask google what the temperature is and I said "hey google, what's the weather in vietnam now?"
March 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
to let you know how cooked my brain is I just tried to ask google what the temperature is and I said "hey google, what's the weather in vietnam now?"
Me entering heaven and God just showing me how many hours I wasted watching niche YouTube videos. "You searched for pre-9/11 Disney World walk through twice in one week."
March 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me entering heaven and God just showing me how many hours I wasted watching niche YouTube videos. "You searched for pre-9/11 Disney World walk through twice in one week."
Late to the party here but Hilda on Netflix is a great kids series with tons of adventure, folklore, and juuuust enough peril for my very peril-adverse son.
March 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Late to the party here but Hilda on Netflix is a great kids series with tons of adventure, folklore, and juuuust enough peril for my very peril-adverse son.
Anyone in #Philadelphia successfully growing food in their tiny back yard? Would love to see!
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anyone in #Philadelphia successfully growing food in their tiny back yard? Would love to see!
God. Is everything woke now?!?
March 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
God. Is everything woke now?!?