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DonutSlut™
@dylansprayberry.bsky.social
Competitive Nap Taker | They // Them |

I'm not uncomfortable, but I'm not at ease.
Would Hayley Williams sue me if I released a song called For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Pessimistic?
April 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sure would have been cool to see Lucy Dacus and Julien Baker at FDR but $40 of service fees for AXS / the Bowery Philly is batshit insane.
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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RIPPIN 4' GOOD

DAY 2

$100K?!

twitch.tv/chrismelberger
February 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Coconut Records is so back (and Jason Schwartzman is rocking a Numero Group tee)
Jason Schwartzman Teases First New Coconut Records Music In 13 Years
It’s been over 13 years since Jason Schwartzman last released music as Coconut Records and over 15 since his last studio album Davy. He was already a well-established actor at the time, but his film c...
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January 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Wallace would love AI.
January 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I hope Target has a Black Friday deal on toilet paper.
November 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Surely we can all agree that the Bleachers Christmas song is a snooze fest...
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Semi-Charmed Life is one of the best songs ever written. Debate
January 8, 2024 at 4:15 PM
2024 started with me needing glasses and being asked to guest on a podcast by a stranger.
January 3, 2024 at 2:48 PM
It's nearly 2024. When is Zillow going to add a filter to exclude apartments that have carpet?
December 30, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Wrote a chord progression I was proud of for the first time in years last week and this morning I realized it's just a Manchester Orchestra song I haven't heard in a while.
October 8, 2023 at 10:39 PM
It's pumpkin joe-joe's season babyyyy
September 15, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Great emo song name: Shmuck Everlasting
August 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
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What a week, huh?
July 28, 2023 at 1:19 PM
I ate all of the produce I bought this week before it went bad. If that doesn't deserve recognition, I don't know what does.
July 27, 2023 at 7:23 PM
My internet is out and people want me to "work from the office" because of it 😂
July 26, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Hot girl summer is waiting for your retention bonus to be paid out and then immediately soliciting offers from other companies.
July 25, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Ask not for whom the baja blasts; it blasts for thee.
July 15, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Keith Buckley really said we're gonna put out one of our best albums and then I'm gonna fuck this all up for us, huh
July 14, 2023 at 5:17 PM
My partner asked what I wanted to do for my birthday this year and all I could think of was "a nap would probably be fun".
July 13, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I realized that I don't have any friends to talk guitars with so now I'm gonna have to actually talk to the sales people.
July 12, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Whenever Ringo says Peace & Love it makes me want War & Hate
July 9, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Thinkin bout buying a new guitar to trick myself into playing more. A tale as old as time itself
July 9, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I'm now exclusively interested in band merch that will make a good crop top.
July 5, 2023 at 3:43 PM