Dylan
@dylanrandom.bsky.social
Recovering editor. Writer of typos.
The patron saint of misfit toys.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The patron saint of misfit toys.
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
We're going to need a bigger boat
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We're going to need a bigger boat
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
Hmm. Should I watch Man of Steel on Prime, Paramount, Crave, or Netflix.
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hmm. Should I watch Man of Steel on Prime, Paramount, Crave, or Netflix.
The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"
It's kind of an inside joke that I forgot I'd done about six or seven years ago, but Lego Alex Ovechkin hasn't let up partying with the Stanley Cup!
July 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's kind of an inside joke that I forgot I'd done about six or seven years ago, but Lego Alex Ovechkin hasn't let up partying with the Stanley Cup!
That time my dog wouldn't cooperate during a photo shoot and it resulted in an accidental Renaissance portrait.
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That time my dog wouldn't cooperate during a photo shoot and it resulted in an accidental Renaissance portrait.
I photographed some rando at the drive thru the other day. At the time I was annoyed cause I thought my cracked and disgustingly dirty windshield ruined the shot, then forgot about it. Still amazed at the perfect lighting. Hashtag: CreepShow
June 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I photographed some rando at the drive thru the other day. At the time I was annoyed cause I thought my cracked and disgustingly dirty windshield ruined the shot, then forgot about it. Still amazed at the perfect lighting. Hashtag: CreepShow
The seven and 11 year olds I know still think I'm cool.
May 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The seven and 11 year olds I know still think I'm cool.
Hello, my gorgeous creation. I’m going to take you apart, piece by piece, preserve you in icy silence, and consume you--patiently, deliberately--until nothing remains but memory.
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hello, my gorgeous creation. I’m going to take you apart, piece by piece, preserve you in icy silence, and consume you--patiently, deliberately--until nothing remains but memory.
The world is on fire, and sleeping beauty over here doesn't have the capacity to give a shit. It's an enviable position to be in, ngl.
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The world is on fire, and sleeping beauty over here doesn't have the capacity to give a shit. It's an enviable position to be in, ngl.
Look at that, Captain Sisko's rookie baseball card found in a book about the French Foreign Legion. (I made it to page 9 if you're looking for a recommendation)
March 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Look at that, Captain Sisko's rookie baseball card found in a book about the French Foreign Legion. (I made it to page 9 if you're looking for a recommendation)
"I'm a WestJet owner, too!"
(Came across it being used as a bookmark. Makes me wonder what else is in the 37 partially-read books I never went back to.)
(Came across it being used as a bookmark. Makes me wonder what else is in the 37 partially-read books I never went back to.)
March 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"I'm a WestJet owner, too!"
(Came across it being used as a bookmark. Makes me wonder what else is in the 37 partially-read books I never went back to.)
(Came across it being used as a bookmark. Makes me wonder what else is in the 37 partially-read books I never went back to.)
I forgot all about these! While some were doing productive things during the pandemic--like learning to make bread, homeschooling kids, saving lives, and riding pelotons--I, on the other hand, was amassing a company of #Lego dwarves
March 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I forgot all about these! While some were doing productive things during the pandemic--like learning to make bread, homeschooling kids, saving lives, and riding pelotons--I, on the other hand, was amassing a company of #Lego dwarves
It's wild that both Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Evan Peters were cast as Quicksilver in different Marvel universes after Kick-Ass.
February 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It's wild that both Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Evan Peters were cast as Quicksilver in different Marvel universes after Kick-Ass.