Dylan
@dylanrandom.bsky.social
Recovering editor. Writer of typos.
You know, I don't think I get enough credit for single-handedly bringing Jif peanut butter back to Canada via my one-man letter writing campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
You know, I don't think I get enough credit for single-handedly bringing Jif peanut butter back to Canada via my one-man letter writing campaign.
I just sold a Lego car I bought, I think on sale for $19.99 like a year ago for $80. Why do I even invest my money in the markets???
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just sold a Lego car I bought, I think on sale for $19.99 like a year ago for $80. Why do I even invest my money in the markets???
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
God I hate Christmas. Love Christmas trees, like the nostalgia, can tolerate the music . . . hate everything else.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
God I hate Christmas. Love Christmas trees, like the nostalgia, can tolerate the music . . . hate everything else.
The patron saint of misfit toys.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The patron saint of misfit toys.
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
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Still one of the most amazing photos I've ever seen - aerial view of Central Park in Manhattan, #NewYorkCity.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Still one of the most amazing photos I've ever seen - aerial view of Central Park in Manhattan, #NewYorkCity.
Del Toro's Frankenstein was outstanding. A perfect blend of gothic sci-fi, fantasy and horror, with some deep philosophical undertones. Highly recommend hitting the theatre this week to see it.
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Del Toro's Frankenstein was outstanding. A perfect blend of gothic sci-fi, fantasy and horror, with some deep philosophical undertones. Highly recommend hitting the theatre this week to see it.
Watched The Witch and Practical Magic back-to-back, which I can only describe as emotional whiplash
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Watched The Witch and Practical Magic back-to-back, which I can only describe as emotional whiplash
Me spending all afternoon driving across town to set up a seven day CityTV trial so my 80 year old aunt can watch baseball.
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with his mouth open and asking what is wrong with me .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with his mouth open and asking what is wrong with me .
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October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me spending all afternoon driving across town to set up a seven day CityTV trial so my 80 year old aunt can watch baseball.
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
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video stores aren't "good," but going out and engaging with the world is good, while staying home half-watching the latest garbage the Netflix algorithm shoved at you while scrolling through your Insta feed is a form of cultural and spiritual malnourishment encouraged by corporate psychopaths
Yeah, I think I see the problem here - it's not that the video store was good, it's that you miss being a teenager
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
video stores aren't "good," but going out and engaging with the world is good, while staying home half-watching the latest garbage the Netflix algorithm shoved at you while scrolling through your Insta feed is a form of cultural and spiritual malnourishment encouraged by corporate psychopaths
Golfing, folks--tremendous sport, everybody says it. Very dangerous, very, very dangerous. Believe me, I know danger. Nobody knows danger like me. Golfing, lots of twisting, bears that eat people, just the other day someone nearly died...dangerous.
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Golfing, folks--tremendous sport, everybody says it. Very dangerous, very, very dangerous. Believe me, I know danger. Nobody knows danger like me. Golfing, lots of twisting, bears that eat people, just the other day someone nearly died...dangerous.
Dylan problems: finding your glasses in the park during a dog walk . . . glasses you didn’t even know you’d dropped on the same route seven hours earlier
October 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dylan problems: finding your glasses in the park during a dog walk . . . glasses you didn’t even know you’d dropped on the same route seven hours earlier
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
So...Wednesday is just Harry Potter, but in muted, desaturated tones?
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So...Wednesday is just Harry Potter, but in muted, desaturated tones?
The out of breath howling I just got at my "guess I'm going for the Boris Johnson look today" joke about my hair . . . I think I’ve peaked. this is as good as it gets for my comedy career.
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The out of breath howling I just got at my "guess I'm going for the Boris Johnson look today" joke about my hair . . . I think I’ve peaked. this is as good as it gets for my comedy career.
We're going to need a bigger boat
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We're going to need a bigger boat
Welcome to the fascist state.
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Welcome to the fascist state.
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
Remember the good old days when the 11pm news brought on some guest to show us how to properly wash our hands?
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Remember the good old days when the 11pm news brought on some guest to show us how to properly wash our hands?
K-Pop Demon Hunters is bad. And I don't just mean a little bad, it is very, very bad.
August 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
K-Pop Demon Hunters is bad. And I don't just mean a little bad, it is very, very bad.