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DylanNextDooor
@dylannextdoor.bsky.social
he/him

content creator / streamer / kpop enthusiast / pokémon / nancy drew (iykyk) / 90s~00s PC games are a turn on

twitch: twitch.tv/dylannextdooor
insta: @dylan_nextdoor
Just got my MBTI test results back 😏 found out I’m DUMB
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@halfmoonjoe.com I think they’re talking about you over on tw*tter
August 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
haven’t taken my anti anxiety meds in 24 hrs and feeling feral
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Started writing an essay about how watching The Osbournes reality show as a kid helped me understand my dysfunctional family better, but then remembered the class disparity and was like oh yeah my addict parents were so beyond broke, this actually doesn’t translate well
a close up of a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a missing tooth .
ALT: a close up of a yellow smiley face with big eyes and a missing tooth .
media.tenor.com
August 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
FUN NEW STREAM SCHEDULE FOR THE WEEK! IF YOU’RE IN CHAT IT MEANS YOU’RE HOT! (LA STREAMS NEXT WEEK)
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I fear that I may need to make an absolute goblin creature for my bg3 character, watching this dumb big hot guy throw the d20 isn’t clicking the way I need it to
August 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The need to shitpost has been winding down, I think we’re in the clear now
August 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My cat is so much cooler than I’ll ever be
August 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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TL cleanse:
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Also I’m still having so many sound issues with OBS? Wondering if it’s mercury riggotoni or the microplastics in my brain or if I really am just that dumb
August 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Also still can’t get over the demise of Infinity Nikki, like such whimsical and blissful ignorance we got to enjoy for a couple of weeks
August 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Idk whether to make my bg3 character a silly little twink or a slutty daddy himbo!! I’m so indecisive!!!!!! 😫
August 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist…
August 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Marry Dave, Kill Tex, and Fuck Shorty (bet yall didn’t see that one coming)
August 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
In the mood to shitpost but that could possibly end in the next 1-5 minutes, my brain is a wild place
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Can someone make Balatro but for Roblox?
August 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Omg I forgot that this app existed! Who’s up hailing abraxas on this lovely Saturday?
August 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Iykyk #tomb
March 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
finishing a nancy drew game is so nice, like so many couldn't even IMAGINE completing a nancy game, you can't even SPELL cerebral
March 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Had to take a week break from streaming because I couldn’t deal with the corrupt dismantling of democracy happening in real time, but I’ve accepted our demise and now I’m ready to play MORE NANCY DREW!!! 🔎
March 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.

If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I’ve never once made it past ante 6 in Balatro, and I truly don’t think I ever will
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Switching to a new diet of only Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Almond Milk, trying to get skinty for summer 💅
March 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Thinking about auditioning for survivor, but instead of doing the challenges, I try and convince people that we should all stage a coup and take the entire crew hostage until a new Nancy Drew game is released
March 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Next drag race rusical should be ‘Goon With The Wind’ and it’s set in 1861 Georgia but instead of fighting, everyone is just fully gooning out with each other
March 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM