Daddy Dylan
dylanjamesmaurer.bsky.social
Daddy Dylan
@dylanjamesmaurer.bsky.social
wandering around… what’s this?
If you’re left-handed, is your heart on the right side?
January 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How do you make a scone?
December 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
travel day, nyc I’m comin’
December 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I met a man in the airport bathroom
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 AM
good morning palm springs
December 29, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I WILL BE getting a haircut today
December 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Moskowitz: All I've heard for the last couple weeks about this giant mandate, landslide, trifecta, put on your big boy pants. Pass your own bill. We're only here because you guys can't agree among yourselves.
December 19, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I’m gonna miss this elevator
December 14, 2024 at 10:25 PM
gettin wetty
December 14, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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Today’s monologue
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
good morning thessaloniki
December 11, 2024 at 11:22 AM
good morning thessaloniki
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Nothing sexier than watching a surgeon cut a slice of pizza
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Waking up in Lisbon
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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True
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
In the sauna until further notice
December 6, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Nothing like a holiday travel SPRINT between gates on a short connection. Made this bags and all in under 8 minutes.
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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Also, holy shit, Bluesky sends real traffic. Will update this tomorrow with firm numbers but journalism is going to move here for sure. Twitter is a drop in the bucket. It's over, but we are so back, and so on and so forth
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Season 3 of ‘The White Lotus’ will premiere in February.
December 3, 2024 at 10:53 PM
No one in my friend group has a liquor brand except for Lisa Barlow
November 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
can’t stop laughing at this gay ass cow
November 29, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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Angie to Bronwyn - “Borrow Meredith’s hearing aids, turn em up, and hear me one more time!”

Meredith - “We make fun impairments now?!”

Can’t decide what’s funnier, the random shade Angie threw at Meredith OR Meredith getting offended?? 😅😅 #RHOSLC
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It’s devastating when you’re into someone older than you and they announce they’re only into older
November 27, 2024 at 9:55 PM