I love machine-regurgitated slop! Yummy yummy yummy!
![A meme made from the above image:
"Turn Hard Foods" [Picture of a beautiful lasagna] "into Easy Foods" [a bowl of blended slop]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kzz7ejefgjjvmf5snul652uy/bafkreies5k5nd3xtlii5uxonpaxgvrc7e3qmznlvyruergw3vdw2tg7x5q@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I love machine-regurgitated slop! Yummy yummy yummy!
If you're wondering what inspired this, here's my cat helping me scan my film
August 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you're wondering what inspired this, here's my cat helping me scan my film
Amazing to see the target demographic for Soylent out in the wild
June 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Amazing to see the target demographic for Soylent out in the wild
It's the well-known popular saying we're all familiar with
May 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's the well-known popular saying we're all familiar with
Not to be confused with Dorito Meat, which is a whole other abomination
May 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Not to be confused with Dorito Meat, which is a whole other abomination
This had to be on purpose
May 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This had to be on purpose
This man has no conception of "JIRA" or "filing a ticket". His idea of an action item is randomly sprinting back and forth the house at 20mph and then yelling. I have so much to learn from him
April 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This man has no conception of "JIRA" or "filing a ticket". His idea of an action item is randomly sprinting back and forth the house at 20mph and then yelling. I have so much to learn from him
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
In these trying times, I call upon the Catholic Church to take a moment to recognize one of the best to ever do it
April 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
In these trying times, I call upon the Catholic Church to take a moment to recognize one of the best to ever do it
Based on the timing, I think this is the skeet that killed the Pope.
Also, confidential sources within the papal conclave suggest strong early support for Cardinal O'Grimacey
Also, confidential sources within the papal conclave suggest strong early support for Cardinal O'Grimacey
April 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Based on the timing, I think this is the skeet that killed the Pope.
Also, confidential sources within the papal conclave suggest strong early support for Cardinal O'Grimacey
Also, confidential sources within the papal conclave suggest strong early support for Cardinal O'Grimacey
It's Wolf Time, Baby!!!
April 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It's Wolf Time, Baby!!!
You can take them from my cold, dead hands
April 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You can take them from my cold, dead hands
The intersection of the Euler diagram is the people who would find this funny
April 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The intersection of the Euler diagram is the people who would find this funny
Yes, excellent, the crows are noticing. Everything is going to plan
April 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes, excellent, the crows are noticing. Everything is going to plan
I make jokes like "When will they make an AI that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?" and now I'm getting ads for "Spousey", an AI that literally rewrites your text messages to your spouse to make you sound less emotionally damaged
March 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I make jokes like "When will they make an AI that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?" and now I'm getting ads for "Spousey", an AI that literally rewrites your text messages to your spouse to make you sound less emotionally damaged
Mixtape suggests committing unconscious before considering unalive
March 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mixtape suggests committing unconscious before considering unalive
It absolutely matters, but becomes harder to meaningfully boycott in the face of corporate consolidation like this. Still worth trying, but harder. E.g. Tom's of Maine is owned by Colgate
March 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It absolutely matters, but becomes harder to meaningfully boycott in the face of corporate consolidation like this. Still worth trying, but harder. E.g. Tom's of Maine is owned by Colgate